Bed Hog

twin2
twin2 Posts: 894
edited October 2005 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
There's nothing worse than a bed hog,
when you are trying to sleep.
They take all the covers,
They take all the pillows,
and leave you with just the sheet!
All sprawled out,
in the middle of the bed.
And I'm left hanging,
off of the edge.
If you don't share and give me some room,
I think I might do damage to you!
If you really don't think so,
one swift push and on the floor you go!
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  • depopulationINC
    depopulationINC Posts: 2,074
    I prefrer the term "sleepstealler"
    The only thing I enjoy is having no feelings....being numb rocks!

    And I won't make the same mistakes
    (Because I know)
    Because I know how much time that wastes
    (And function)
    Function is the key
  • twin2
    twin2 Posts: 894
    depopulationINC wrote:
    I prefrer the term "sleepstealler"


    Give it a fancy name....it's still the same thing!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    *THUMP* Ouch! Dat hurts! :D Guilty, as charged. Apparently, I am one of these monsters that steals covers whilst in la-la land. My only defence is that I'm unconcious while this takes place so, I'm not REALLY sure if I do, do it, I have to believe the heresay. :D Very cute, twin2!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • twin2
    twin2 Posts: 894
    Being Enlightened wrote:
    *THUMP* Ouch! Dat hurts! :D Guilty, as charged. Apparently, I am one of these monsters that steals covers whilst in la-la land. My only defence is that I'm unconcious while this takes place so, I'm not REALLY sure if I do, do it, I have to believe the heresay. :D Very cute, twin2!


    Yeah, yeah. That's what they all say!

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