breakout!!!
jamie uk
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So near, so far, just outta reach,
a distance that you just can't breach,
just one flaw, to spoil your 'mellow',
in the midst of back, tarnishing flesh,
it sits all proud, and nasty fresh,
and it's glowing fungi yellow,
you twist and turn but it's no use,
you start to sweat and it's profuse,
extended finger, tip of thumb,
you just reach it, it's no longer numb,
yet you can't dispurse it, you just can't cuz,
now all you've done is make it buzz,
now your enraptured, oh the pian oh,
a zit on your back like a fuckin volcano,
you catch your breath to deal with pain,
and breathe easily as it subsides again,
but the discomfort grows,
and the monster glows,
and you feel skin stretching, It's hardly fetching,
so you take to your bed, relax, roll,..and shiver,
as it exlodes and forms a slow yellow river,
yet on it's banks there is no mud,
just flanking the ooze, is a quart of blood!
a distance that you just can't breach,
just one flaw, to spoil your 'mellow',
in the midst of back, tarnishing flesh,
it sits all proud, and nasty fresh,
and it's glowing fungi yellow,
you twist and turn but it's no use,
you start to sweat and it's profuse,
extended finger, tip of thumb,
you just reach it, it's no longer numb,
yet you can't dispurse it, you just can't cuz,
now all you've done is make it buzz,
now your enraptured, oh the pian oh,
a zit on your back like a fuckin volcano,
you catch your breath to deal with pain,
and breathe easily as it subsides again,
but the discomfort grows,
and the monster glows,
and you feel skin stretching, It's hardly fetching,
so you take to your bed, relax, roll,..and shiver,
as it exlodes and forms a slow yellow river,
yet on it's banks there is no mud,
just flanking the ooze, is a quart of blood!
I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
*~You're IT Bert!~*
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NO F%$#ING WAY!!!! :eek:
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Nope!
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Man if that's your plan for a party, I think I'd be hanging for you know who to do you know what!
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Can I fetch you some eggs reefer?
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eh ??? eggs ??
After reading that I aint feeling like any eggs or food for that matter.:)
Ah good! I think it's admirable you were able to be complimentary without making it as obvious as I that you were repulsed also.
I was starting to wonder, you did it so dead pan.
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Bit of a running joke.
Now get your arse into gear my dear and write us another.
But can it be a little less icky next time please?
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Burst my bubble why don't you ??
Well, actually, the more I read it the better it sounds... so maybe 'gross out' is my genre..? If so, you'd better not encourage me...lol.
NO! Silly man! :rolleyes:
Geez! I'm quite sure that reefer offered a genuine compliment of your work.
But I was a bit confused that the subject matter didn't make him feel icky as it did me! As it turns out it did. BUT we both still like the poem.
Now for goodness sake go get yourself another glass of wine and start scribbling!
Man what am I talking sign language or something?
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You want me to go ahead with it?
Seeing as my cockney rhyming slang is pretty much non existent, by all means, go right ahead!
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I was playing blonde.
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Chalfont St Giles, rhymes with...piles.
Oh, you'll have to be clearer than that, you now I'm as thick as old custard!
aaah!
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Seems to me we got Dumb and Dumber here today, either that or you're trying to trap me again!
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take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
He started it!
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