breakout!!!

jamie uk

So near, so far, just outta reach,
a distance that you just can't breach,
just one flaw, to spoil your 'mellow',
in the midst of back, tarnishing flesh,
it sits all proud, and nasty fresh,
and it's glowing fungi yellow,
you twist and turn but it's no use,
you start to sweat and it's profuse,
extended finger, tip of thumb,
you just reach it, it's no longer numb,
yet you can't dispurse it, you just can't cuz,
now all you've done is make it buzz,
now your enraptured, oh the pian oh,
a zit on your back like a fuckin volcano,
you catch your breath to deal with pain,
and breathe easily as it subsides again,
but the discomfort grows,
and the monster glows,
and you feel skin stretching, It's hardly fetching,
so you take to your bed, relax, roll,..and shiver,
as it exlodes and forms a slow yellow river,
yet on it's banks there is no mud,
just flanking the ooze, is a quart of blood!

catefrances

good stuff jamie. who knew you had it in you.

Jeanie

:eek: :rolleyes: :eek:

jamie uk

What I need is you two Aussies, with one finger each you could ease my suffering..........how 'bout it?

Jeanie

jamie uk wrote:

What I need is you two Aussies, with one finger each you could ease my suffering..........how 'bout it?

NO F%$#ING WAY!!!! :eek:

jamie uk

Jeanie wrote:

NO F%$#ING WAY!!!! :eek:

spoil sport !!!

Jeanie

jamie uk wrote:

spoil sport !!!

Nope! If my fingers are ever anywhere near you, I'll not be wasting my time on icky monkey grooming displays. It'll be thumb wrestling and hugs and a poke in the eye if you get too cheeky!

jamie uk

Jeanie wrote:

Nope! If my fingers are ever anywhere near you, I'll not be wasting my time on icky monkey grooming displays. It'll be thumb wrestling and hugs and a poke in the eye if you get too cheeky!

Now if we could just get all our old friends here to discuss my blockage,..we could have a party. A back zit bursting, rip snorting, all night and all dayer..!

Jeanie

jamie uk wrote:

Now if we could just get all our old friends here to discuss my blockage,..we could have a party. A back zit bursting, rip snorting, all night and all dayer..!

Man if that's your plan for a party, I think I'd be hanging for you know who to do you know what!

reeferchief

:eek:Awesome stuff.:)

jamie uk

reeferchief wrote:

:eek:Awesome stuff.:)

Why, thank you.

Jeanie

reeferchief wrote:

:eek:Awesome stuff.:)

Can I fetch you some eggs reefer?

jamie uk

Jeanie wrote:

Can I fetch you some eggs reefer?

eh ??? eggs ??

reeferchief

Jeanie wrote:

Can I fetch you some eggs reefer?

After reading that I aint feeling like any eggs or food for that matter.:)

jamie uk

reeferchief wrote:

After reading that I aint feeling like any eggs or food for that matter.:)

not even a nice cheesey dip ?

Jeanie

reeferchief wrote:

After reading that I aint feeling like any eggs or food for that matter.:)

Ah good! I think it's admirable you were able to be complimentary without making it as obvious as I that you were repulsed also.

I was starting to wonder, you did it so dead pan.

Jeanie

jamie uk wrote:

eh ??? eggs ??

Bit of a running joke. Or shudder worthy harrasment, depending on how you look at it.

Now get your arse into gear my dear and write us another.

But can it be a little less icky next time please?

jamie uk

Jeanie wrote:

Ah good! I think it's admirable you were able to be complimentary without making it as obvious as I that you were repulsed also.

I was starting to wonder, you did it so dead pan.

Burst my bubble why don't you ??

jamie uk

Jeanie wrote:

Bit of a running joke. Or shudder worthy harrasment, depending on how you look at it.

Now get your arse into gear my dear and write us another.

But can it be a little less icky next time please?

Well, actually, the more I read it the better it sounds... so maybe 'gross out' is my genre..? If so, you'd better not encourage me...lol.

Jeanie

jamie uk wrote:

Burst my bubble why don't you ??

NO! Silly man! :rolleyes:

Geez! I'm quite sure that reefer offered a genuine compliment of your work.
But I was a bit confused that the subject matter didn't make him feel icky as it did me! As it turns out it did. BUT we both still like the poem.

Now for goodness sake go get yourself another glass of wine and start scribbling!

Man what am I talking sign language or something?

Jeanie

jamie uk wrote:

Well, actually, the more I read it the better it sounds... so maybe 'gross out' is my genre..? If so, you'd better not encourage me...lol.

Well much and all as I do encourage you, I'm not so sure I can deal with the subject matter, so if you're gonna do gross, I suspect you won't be getting too many compliments from me. So I'll just say they're brilliant now, that way I won't have to sort through them as you go, getting green in the gills.