Hard Women

Spook FishSpook Fish Posts: 241
edited September 2005 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Soft spikes
Harley bikes
Leather pants
Sycophants

Lemon squeezer
Dick teaser
Hair Job
Heart Throb

False nails
Fat lips
High Heels
Cheap Meals

Knuckle Duster
Jaw Buster
Spit polish
You demolish

Lip Splitter
Geak Shitter
Claw Hammer
Man Grabber

Weed Killer
Blood Spiller
Sex driver
Bike rider

LOL
Dont take drugs and be a loser
wear a pink shirt and go down the boozer
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  • NothingbetterNothingbetter Wichita, KS Posts: 570
    I actually laughed out loud with this one, LOL. Seriously, the word association is fucking hilarious!
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  • Thanks NB, it was supposed to be funny, glad someone laughed with me on this cos i was cracking up writing it. it's about someone i know as well.
    Dont take drugs and be a loser
    wear a pink shirt and go down the boozer
  • ISNISN Posts: 1,700
    yeah....you forgot ball breaker.....heart breaker.....home maker.....good baker.....heheheheheh :D this is brilliant cos ya know we're all looking for a hard-headed woman......who's gonna keep us in line......make us divine etc.....:)

    plus, where have you bin all my life ;)

    wow, did we need you......hehehehehe......where ya bin spooky......you're jus what we need
    ....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
  • Hey ISN!! I've been surfing all weekend. got sunburnt to fuck as well. dreaming up some more potent material for my latest recordings too. I carry a notepad everywhere i go, so I never miss an idea. watch this space kids!!
    More nutty lyrics coming.................................
    Dont take drugs and be a loser
    wear a pink shirt and go down the boozer
  • ISNISN Posts: 1,700
    stick around, cos I didn't realise it until you arrived......but you reach the places that others don't......(I know, cheesy beer ad, but like you're funny and differnet.....)
    ....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
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