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Help finish my limerick!

fletchfletch Posts: 57
edited October 2005 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
There was a young girl on my block
Whose daddy bought her lots of stock
In hard sour candy
Which came in quite handy


And I can't think of something for the last line! Help me finish it.....
One of these days I'm gonna get organizized.

You spend your life waiting for a moment that just don't come
Well don't waste your time waiting
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  • thebettermanthebetterman Posts: 657
    i'm not too familiar with limericks, i gather that they're five lines long, does the last line rhyme with the first set, or the second?
    -one thing to remember, always have a good time, all the time
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    For making some good Brighton Rock:

    http://www.laterlife.com/index.shtml?http://www.laterlife.com/laterlife-seaside-rock.htm
  • thebettermanthebetterman Posts: 657
    if this is some sort of perversion test, then let it be known that i'm not biting.

    "when a fish she wanted to mock"
    -one thing to remember, always have a good time, all the time
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    thebetterman wrote:
    if this is some sort of perversion test, then let it be known that i'm not biting.

    "when a fish she wanted to mock"

    Haha. Me neither. The best limericks are the ones that suggest something bawdy from the start but which resolve in something innocuous.
  • fletchfletch Posts: 57
    thebetterman wrote:
    if this is some sort of perversion test, then let it be known that i'm not biting.

    "when a fish she wanted to mock"
    'When searching for Mr. Spock' is all I could come up with. Yours is OK. Someone can do better..........
    One of these days I'm gonna get organizized.

    You spend your life waiting for a moment that just don't come
    Well don't waste your time waiting
  • elephantrunkelephantrunk Posts: 24
    when she sucked on The Cock
    I only wanted to be somebody. So fucking bad I came unglued.
    Here we are now face to face and I'm fucking you.
  • Floyd ManzeraFloyd Manzera Posts: 82
    waysideledder wrote:
    There was a young girl on my block
    Whose daddy bought her lots of stock
    In hard sour candy
    Which came in quite handy


    And I can't think of something for the last line! Help me finish it.....
    while she was fishing off the dock.
    Vice President of the Synchronicity Club.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    waysideledder wrote:
    There was a young girl on my block
    Whose daddy bought her lots of stock
    In hard sour candy
    Which came in quite handy


    And I can't think of something for the last line! Help me finish it.....


    thereby negating the phrase ad-hoc


    where's Jeffree.. whose tending the flock


    staccato sentences...mmm I mock


    for laminating the girth of his cock...

    there ye go... a lascivious torrent of penile-dementia :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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