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Don't ya hate it when....

thatgirlthatgirl Posts: 3,671
edited January 2006 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
dont ya hate it when your thread gets locked?
dont ya hate it when you cant find a pair of matching socks?

dont ya hate it when you get blamed for picking a bad hotel but you really didnt know it was bad because you are not from the area?
there are some girls that i wish had malaria.

dont ya hate it when people are rude?
i hate when people say i have a bad attitude.

dont ya hate it when people talk about stupid shit and they dont get in trouble?
i hate people that live inside a fucking bubble.

fin.
"I hear Fanch has a Pimp Cup and loves Kiss. I think that's all that really matters."
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  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    wow, just wow....fucking wow....

    all4
  • vedderwoodvedderwood Posts: 2,029
    hahahaha...this poem is pure beauty!!! you are so talented julie!!!
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  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    vedderwood wrote:
    hahahaha...this poem is pure beauty!!! you are so talented julie!!!
    damn i hope you're being sarcastic...really....

    all4
  • Solat13Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    all4PearlJam wrote:
    damn i hope you're being sarcastic...really....

    all4

    Why? I liked it.
    - Busted down the pretext
    - 8/28/98
    - 9/2/00
    - 4/28/03, 5/3/03, 7/3/03, 7/5/03, 7/6/03, 7/9/03, 7/11/03, 7/12/03, 7/14/03
    - 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/1/04, 10/2/04
    - 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/30/05, 10/1/05, 10/3/05
    - 5/12/06, 5/13/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/23/06, 7/22/06, 7/23/06, 12/2/06, 12/9/06
    - 8/2/07, 8/5/07
    - 6/19/08, 6/20/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 6/28/08, 6/30/08, 7/1/08
    - 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 9/21/09, 9/22/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/30/09, 10/31/09
    - 5/15/10, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 10/23/10, 10/24/10
    - 9/11/11, 9/12/11
    - 10/18/13, 10/21/13, 10/22/13, 11/30/13, 12/4/13
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    Solat13 wrote:
    Why? I liked it.
    i LOVE it, its just hilarious

    all4
  • thatgirlthatgirl Posts: 3,671
    there was a man named bob kane...
    all his life he wished for fame.

    except he wore cheap cologne called preferred stock...
    he got really pissed when one day julie and stacey threw it out of the window of the car because it smelled so bad and he was in shock! :eek:

    he loved to dip his mcnuggest in sweet & sour sauce...
    his house at 1359 bridge street smelled like kitty litter and moss.

    horsemen are forever
    giddyup
    "I hear Fanch has a Pimp Cup and loves Kiss. I think that's all that really matters."
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    thatgirl wrote:
    there was a man named bob kane...
    all his life he wished for fame.

    except he wore cheap cologne called preferred stock...
    he got really pissed when one day julie and stacey threw it out of the window of the car because it smelled so bad and he was in shock! :eek:

    he loved to dip his mcnuggest in sweet & sour sauce...
    his house at 1359 bridge street smelled like kitty litter and moss.

    horsemen are forever
    giddyup
    hahahaha, giddyup bitches :D

    all4
  • Solat13Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    I love Miller Lite
    Tastes great and quenches my thirst
    On cold winter nights
    - Busted down the pretext
    - 8/28/98
    - 9/2/00
    - 4/28/03, 5/3/03, 7/3/03, 7/5/03, 7/6/03, 7/9/03, 7/11/03, 7/12/03, 7/14/03
    - 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/1/04, 10/2/04
    - 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/30/05, 10/1/05, 10/3/05
    - 5/12/06, 5/13/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/23/06, 7/22/06, 7/23/06, 12/2/06, 12/9/06
    - 8/2/07, 8/5/07
    - 6/19/08, 6/20/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 6/28/08, 6/30/08, 7/1/08
    - 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 9/21/09, 9/22/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/30/09, 10/31/09
    - 5/15/10, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 10/23/10, 10/24/10
    - 9/11/11, 9/12/11
    - 10/18/13, 10/21/13, 10/22/13, 11/30/13, 12/4/13
  • thatgirlthatgirl Posts: 3,671
    i love captain morgan
    it makes me act really stupid
    it tastes good
    "I hear Fanch has a Pimp Cup and loves Kiss. I think that's all that really matters."
  • Solat13Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    thatgirl wrote:
    i love captain morgan
    it makes me act really stupid
    it tastes good

    Correct haiku form is 5-7-5
    - Busted down the pretext
    - 8/28/98
    - 9/2/00
    - 4/28/03, 5/3/03, 7/3/03, 7/5/03, 7/6/03, 7/9/03, 7/11/03, 7/12/03, 7/14/03
    - 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/1/04, 10/2/04
    - 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/30/05, 10/1/05, 10/3/05
    - 5/12/06, 5/13/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/23/06, 7/22/06, 7/23/06, 12/2/06, 12/9/06
    - 8/2/07, 8/5/07
    - 6/19/08, 6/20/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 6/28/08, 6/30/08, 7/1/08
    - 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 9/21/09, 9/22/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/30/09, 10/31/09
    - 5/15/10, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 10/23/10, 10/24/10
    - 9/11/11, 9/12/11
    - 10/18/13, 10/21/13, 10/22/13, 11/30/13, 12/4/13
  • Solat13Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    When the Captain calls
    Julie always answers him
    Leads to wild nights
    - Busted down the pretext
    - 8/28/98
    - 9/2/00
    - 4/28/03, 5/3/03, 7/3/03, 7/5/03, 7/6/03, 7/9/03, 7/11/03, 7/12/03, 7/14/03
    - 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/1/04, 10/2/04
    - 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/30/05, 10/1/05, 10/3/05
    - 5/12/06, 5/13/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/23/06, 7/22/06, 7/23/06, 12/2/06, 12/9/06
    - 8/2/07, 8/5/07
    - 6/19/08, 6/20/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 6/28/08, 6/30/08, 7/1/08
    - 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 9/21/09, 9/22/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/30/09, 10/31/09
    - 5/15/10, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 10/23/10, 10/24/10
    - 9/11/11, 9/12/11
    - 10/18/13, 10/21/13, 10/22/13, 11/30/13, 12/4/13
  • vedderwoodvedderwood Posts: 2,029
    thatgirl wrote:
    i love captain morgan
    it makes me act really stupid
    it tastes good

    I think i just peed my pants!!!!! this one is f--ing priceless!!!!! i need to keep this one!!!!
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    NJ 7/5 & 7/6/03
    NY 7/8/03
    PA 7/12/03
    PA 10/1/04
    DC 10/11/04
    NJ 9/30 & 10/1/05
    PA 10/3/05
    NJ 5/27 & 5/28/06
    DC 5/30/06
    NJ 6/1 & 6/3/06
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    IL 8/5/07
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  • thatgirlthatgirl Posts: 3,671
    john melloncamp wrote a song called "wild nights"
    he must have had some captain in him
    the song was written about me
    "I hear Fanch has a Pimp Cup and loves Kiss. I think that's all that really matters."
  • vedderwoodvedderwood Posts: 2,029
    thatgirl wrote:
    john melloncamp wrote a song called "wild nights"
    he must have had some captain in him
    the song was written about me

    You are making me laugh so hard....I can't stop laughing about the first "captain" poem...it's bringing "funny tears" to my eyes
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    NJ 8/28 & 8/29/98
    NJ 9/1 & 9/2/00
    PA 4/28/03
    NJ 7/5 & 7/6/03
    NY 7/8/03
    PA 7/12/03
    PA 10/1/04
    DC 10/11/04
    NJ 9/30 & 10/1/05
    PA 10/3/05
    NJ 5/27 & 5/28/06
    DC 5/30/06
    NJ 6/1 & 6/3/06
    WA 7/22 & 7/23/06
    IL 8/5/07
    NJ 6/19 & 6/20/08
    DC 6/22/08
    NY 6/24 & 6/25/08
    NY 7/1/08
    PA 10/27, 10/28, 10/30 & 10/31/09
  • Solat13Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    Ice Cream is tasty
    I crave it's silky smooth feel
    I wish I had some
    - Busted down the pretext
    - 8/28/98
    - 9/2/00
    - 4/28/03, 5/3/03, 7/3/03, 7/5/03, 7/6/03, 7/9/03, 7/11/03, 7/12/03, 7/14/03
    - 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/1/04, 10/2/04
    - 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/30/05, 10/1/05, 10/3/05
    - 5/12/06, 5/13/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/23/06, 7/22/06, 7/23/06, 12/2/06, 12/9/06
    - 8/2/07, 8/5/07
    - 6/19/08, 6/20/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 6/28/08, 6/30/08, 7/1/08
    - 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 9/21/09, 9/22/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/30/09, 10/31/09
    - 5/15/10, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 10/23/10, 10/24/10
    - 9/11/11, 9/12/11
    - 10/18/13, 10/21/13, 10/22/13, 11/30/13, 12/4/13
  • vedderwoodvedderwood Posts: 2,029
    Solat13 wrote:
    Ice Cream is tasty
    I crave it's silky smooth feel
    I wish I had some

    This is pretty damn funny too! Keep em coming...they are cracking me up!! Joe and/or Julie...you totally need to write one about Bon Jovi!
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    NJ 8/28 & 8/29/98
    NJ 9/1 & 9/2/00
    PA 4/28/03
    NJ 7/5 & 7/6/03
    NY 7/8/03
    PA 7/12/03
    PA 10/1/04
    DC 10/11/04
    NJ 9/30 & 10/1/05
    PA 10/3/05
    NJ 5/27 & 5/28/06
    DC 5/30/06
    NJ 6/1 & 6/3/06
    WA 7/22 & 7/23/06
    IL 8/5/07
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  • fanch75fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    Booty pants & heels
    Playas all up dat ass
    White girl lookin fine
    Do you remember Rock & Roll Radio?
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    fanch75 wrote:
    Booty pants & heels
    Playas all up dat ass
    White girl lookin fine
    hahha, nice, erll im drunk, so i think most things are funnny

    all4
  • fanch75fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    all4PearlJam wrote:
    hahha, nice, erll im drunk, so i think most things are funnny

    all4

    i poured my heart & soul into that one. not as much as the one I wrote about Frodo & Sam though. That one will move you.
    Do you remember Rock & Roll Radio?
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    fanch75 wrote:
    Booty pants & heels
    Playas all up dat ass
    White girl lookin fine


    Marvellous.
  • thatgirlthatgirl Posts: 3,671
    fanch75 wrote:
    i poured my heart & soul into that one. not as much as the one I wrote about Frodo & Sam though. That one will move you.
    baby the frodo and sam one was magical, just magical i tell you!!!!
    "I hear Fanch has a Pimp Cup and loves Kiss. I think that's all that really matters."
  • vedderwoodvedderwood Posts: 2,029
    fanch75 wrote:
    Booty pants & heels
    Playas all up dat ass
    White girl lookin fine

    Absolutely hysterical!!!!!!!
    DC 6/14/98
    NJ 8/28 & 8/29/98
    NJ 9/1 & 9/2/00
    PA 4/28/03
    NJ 7/5 & 7/6/03
    NY 7/8/03
    PA 7/12/03
    PA 10/1/04
    DC 10/11/04
    NJ 9/30 & 10/1/05
    PA 10/3/05
    NJ 5/27 & 5/28/06
    DC 5/30/06
    NJ 6/1 & 6/3/06
    WA 7/22 & 7/23/06
    IL 8/5/07
    NJ 6/19 & 6/20/08
    DC 6/22/08
    NY 6/24 & 6/25/08
    NY 7/1/08
    PA 10/27, 10/28, 10/30 & 10/31/09
  • thatgirlthatgirl Posts: 3,671
    harvest cheddar sunchips are the shit
    i want to do a backflip
    there was frost on my car this morning
    "I hear Fanch has a Pimp Cup and loves Kiss. I think that's all that really matters."
  • Solat13Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    A Christmas Surprise
    Riesling made dinner a treat
    Julie craves more soon
    - Busted down the pretext
    - 8/28/98
    - 9/2/00
    - 4/28/03, 5/3/03, 7/3/03, 7/5/03, 7/6/03, 7/9/03, 7/11/03, 7/12/03, 7/14/03
    - 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/1/04, 10/2/04
    - 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/30/05, 10/1/05, 10/3/05
    - 5/12/06, 5/13/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/23/06, 7/22/06, 7/23/06, 12/2/06, 12/9/06
    - 8/2/07, 8/5/07
    - 6/19/08, 6/20/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 6/28/08, 6/30/08, 7/1/08
    - 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 9/21/09, 9/22/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/30/09, 10/31/09
    - 5/15/10, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 10/23/10, 10/24/10
    - 9/11/11, 9/12/11
    - 10/18/13, 10/21/13, 10/22/13, 11/30/13, 12/4/13
  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    thatgirl wrote:
    harvest cheddar sunchips are the shit
    i want to do a backflip
    there was frost on my car this morning


    all of these are friggin' hilarious :D

    rock on :D:D:D:D
  • thatgirlthatgirl Posts: 3,671
    PastaNazi wrote:
    all of these are friggin' hilarious :D

    rock on :D:D:D:D
    more to come....
    "I hear Fanch has a Pimp Cup and loves Kiss. I think that's all that really matters."
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Underneath the chestnut tree the village idiot sat,
    Amusing himself and abusing himself,
    and feeding it to the cat.
    Haha! I love that one. :)
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    fanch75 wrote:
    Booty pants & heels
    Playas all up dat ass
    White girl lookin fine

    LOL! That's funny! :D

    thatgirl, I had a good chuckle at the very first post you made and that one about John Melloncamp was a goody too. Keep 'em comin'! :) It's good to see new faces in here. :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Solat13Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    Taco Bell Crunchwrap
    I've missed its awesomeness
    Truly is Supreme
    - Busted down the pretext
    - 8/28/98
    - 9/2/00
    - 4/28/03, 5/3/03, 7/3/03, 7/5/03, 7/6/03, 7/9/03, 7/11/03, 7/12/03, 7/14/03
    - 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/1/04, 10/2/04
    - 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/30/05, 10/1/05, 10/3/05
    - 5/12/06, 5/13/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/23/06, 7/22/06, 7/23/06, 12/2/06, 12/9/06
    - 8/2/07, 8/5/07
    - 6/19/08, 6/20/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 6/28/08, 6/30/08, 7/1/08
    - 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 9/21/09, 9/22/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/30/09, 10/31/09
    - 5/15/10, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 10/23/10, 10/24/10
    - 9/11/11, 9/12/11
    - 10/18/13, 10/21/13, 10/22/13, 11/30/13, 12/4/13
  • thatgirlthatgirl Posts: 3,671
    Where are my PJ friends?
    Myspace doesn't cut it.
    I can't wait for the summer.
    "I hear Fanch has a Pimp Cup and loves Kiss. I think that's all that really matters."
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