Where's the Remote

eyedclaar

Where's the Remote


When they catch me
Off guard
My heart breaks
Like no other
And I almost weep
For the truck driving pedophiles
And lesbian taxidermists
Hitting each other with chairs

But reminding myself
I can do nothing
Is only a button away
And judging
From the epic comedy
Blaring from six billion channels
And hell-bent on a
Humorless finale

I'm not real positive
It would be
In anyone's best interest
If I could