Funniest Things You've Ever Herd

sabbathsabbath Posts: 35
edited February 2005 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
"Marine stands for My Ass Rides In Navy Equiptment"

"I work in a corporate research and development facility in Idaho. If I wanted to see ugly people, I would take a stroll through the company cafeteria"

"Some luckier people sit next to some girl who really wants to give someone a hand job during the flight."

"These kids have names that would confuse Shakespeare. Their aunts or other family members raise most of them because their parents are in jail or not considered by a court of law to be fit to raise a child. In one case, a child blurted out that her daddy was in jail for “killing mommy.” I think her name was Tylenol."
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  • AAAAH! wrong thread, please ignore..
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  • was I suppose to laugh at your jokes?
    Maynard James Keenan & Billy Howerdale - I'm so weak and powerless over you

    Jag önskar att jag var en jävla grungare!!
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