Talentless Contest
reeferchief
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She had such a pretty face, as she graced my TV screen
you could tell the judges were impressed
but it wern't her voice that they liked best
She had such a good body, she'd sell well, they knew so well
as long she was dressed alright, the boys would wank
the girls would dream, she'd be their queen
Her voice didn't matter much studio engineer could touch it up
she couldn't write songs, but she would do what was needed
when they paid the right ones, to write what they wanted
She was a girl in a talent contest, talentless, but looked her best
you could stick her in a black bin bag, and still the boys would like to shag
oh yes she was so perfect, timeless beauty, so well kept
Two years later, they would all forget, she's no longer the flavour
the record company ditched her, made their millions
now she's useless, just another factory product come to an end.
you could tell the judges were impressed
but it wern't her voice that they liked best
She had such a good body, she'd sell well, they knew so well
as long she was dressed alright, the boys would wank
the girls would dream, she'd be their queen
Her voice didn't matter much studio engineer could touch it up
she couldn't write songs, but she would do what was needed
when they paid the right ones, to write what they wanted
She was a girl in a talent contest, talentless, but looked her best
you could stick her in a black bin bag, and still the boys would like to shag
oh yes she was so perfect, timeless beauty, so well kept
Two years later, they would all forget, she's no longer the flavour
the record company ditched her, made their millions
now she's useless, just another factory product come to an end.
Can not be arsed with life no more.
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And unfortunate...
And the post script reads something about ending up on the "Surreal Life" ten year anniversary show...
Good stuff...
~ThorneHope
Thanks for the comments, I'm in a bit of a writting mode at the moment.:)
I'm hoping to get some recording equipment later this year or early next.;):)