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make up a proverb

Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,265
edited July 2005 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
A lying artist . . .


A lying artist walks on hardwood floors in winter.


your turn -
There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Aim high in love, young grasshopper, and you will be rewarded:
    Doggie who make love to a chair leg get nothing but splinters.
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,265
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Doggie who make love to a chair leg get nothing but splinters.
    You clever man, Mr. Carrots.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • pearlmuttpearlmutt Posts: 392
    this is too cute bibliobella, so i'm a sucker for it.

    if you lie down with dogs, you're going to get licked.
  • pearlmuttpearlmutt Posts: 392
    and here's someone else's favorite, I don't know if he stole it, but it's a good one:

    if you're going to be dumb, you'd better be tough.
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,265
    pearlmutt wrote:
    and here's someone else's favorite, I don't know if he stole it, but it's a good one:

    if you're going to be dumb, you'd better be tough.
    I know I'm not dumb, so I don't feel bad being cushy.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    There's no living in a city where the pigeons fly high.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Sin in a suit takes the dirtiest bombs.
  • Gallant88Gallant88 Posts: 58
    Despite the 'maturity' of this 'proverb' haha... it'll be with me until I die.

    When I was a little kid, my mother, for some reason or another would say, "He who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinnnnnnnnnnky finger"
    Oh man... I guess you'd have to be there to hear her say it. Tell your children?
    September 22, 2005 - Halifax.. ahhh
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  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    Better to be pissed on than pissed off.

    Does that count B?

    :)
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    You can wrap your crap up in a pretty pink bow but it doesn't keep the flies away.
  • cartoonnightmarecartoonnightmare Posts: 52
    Bibliobella wrote:


    A lying artist has hardwood floors in winter.


    -

    good one
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    You can wrap your crap up in a pretty pink bow but it doesn't keep the flies away.


    haha. nice.
  • asphaltasphalt Posts: 113
    too many co-incidences don't make a God wise

    (that's one of the lines from my poems) .....

    another one ...

    being in joy is like being a child ... sometimes you enjoy it, sometimes it feels immature

    (i wonder if it can be taken as a proverb !!!)

    ne ways nice thread
  • oldermanolderman Posts: 1,765
    something i once told my daughter..

    "girl who sleep with dog wake up with fleas"
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
  • Gallant88Gallant88 Posts: 58
    olderman wrote:
    something i once told my daughter..

    "girl who sleep with dog wake up with fleas"
    Thats a real good 1.
    September 22, 2005 - Halifax.. ahhh
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  • pearlmuttpearlmutt Posts: 392
    fleas aren't so bad. i mean they have their own circus, they . . . i don't know, cute proverb.
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,265
    Beat grace down one too many times and she roars.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • Dreams of RedDreams of Red Posts: 203
    speak without laughter and your words cut someone's perspective.
    i'm a thief... and a liar...

    see Ed's church?--he's breathing fire.....
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,265
    Even a brittle leaf lying on the ground creates a shadow.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    A politician is only a peasant with teeth.
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,265
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    A politician is only a peasant with teeth.
    Politicians wear black to attract light.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    We Irishmen work hard for our sons to be born with a silver shovel in their mouths.
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,265
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    We Irishmen work hard for our sons to be born with a silver shovel in their mouths.
    Within a pile of shovels a pen will be found.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
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