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avacado

ISNISN Posts: 1,700
edited June 2004 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
I'm going to eat an avocado
(I sail the seas of green bravado)
I'm going to drip it first in oil
(I'm anchored to this mortal coil)
I'll strip the skin after I cut it
(I am asail on the nantucket)
the vinegar will make it tasty
(I'll finish quick...but not too hasty)
the second one I've had tonight
(the sea is washed with morning light)
I'm drowning in the taste so smooth
(the ocean's swell is where I prove)
it's eaten though it's always there
(I'm sailing now without a care)
I've had it now....I've eatin it
(I'm going to do a jig, then sit)
I've got another one for later
(the sea could never ever sate her)

not avacado....avocado.....I'm still hungry :D
....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
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  • anOmisanOmis Posts: 223
    witty!!!
    ~~dont mind yer make up, just make up yer mind~~

    ~~its better to be hated for who you are than be loved for who you are not~~

    F.ZAPPA
  • ISNISN Posts: 1,700
    no just hungry....

    the thrid one turned out to be bad....

    so much for suspense....
    ....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    guac rock
    stuck stick
    water dip
    sunlit
    spit sprout
    no doubt
    god's out
    It's all yellow.


  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    (and that's just about making a plant grow from the pit... i love avocAdo.... yum yum....)
    It's all yellow.


  • FancyFacadeFancyFacade Posts: 330
    good job
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    I've heard of peccadilloes,
    But vinegar and avacadoes?

    :D
  • ISNISN Posts: 1,700
    peccadillos are shoes worn by small Portuguese men...hehehehe
    ....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
  • ISNISN Posts: 1,700
    avacado...is the latin equivalent of avé marias...sung by fat Spanish monks....mixed up with the word....avoca....which is their order....and ado...which they added on whimsically.....
    ....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    gratcia plena, dominus te cum, benedicta tum... eee tu lieribus....


    a lovely song for a lovely fruit, lol
  • ISNISN Posts: 1,700
    Dominus sum cumma.....

    me tangere.....

    tangerine

    oranges....

    orange halves....

    half-time.....??

    someone pass round the grapes of wrath.....

    I'm mulch too happy for everyone.....

    since I found.....God.......I'm everyone's nightmare....and I say that in complete confidence.....with replete.....satisfaction

    it was avacodos.....last night.....

    but

    I can only be as good as you let me.....

    so just let me....heheheheheh...placebo?
    ....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
  • ISNISN Posts: 1,700
    you're all avacado afficionados....now....

    sew./.....watch....what you say
    ....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
  • ISNISN Posts: 1,700
    oooooohhhhh......fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk.....doublé posté .......shitzer.....

    :D
    ....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
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