Lord Darketh hath had a boithday.....
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(this is a peom from another forum where I write occasional birthday poems....)
Darky was born on the twentieth o' June
conceived in a honda amongst the sand dunes
he soon became famous for taming wild toads
which he grabbed from the pond
and fettered with goads....
so they jumped when he uttered
'Arise now, ye frogs'
he's famous for writing salacious crude blogs....
but he's now widely known for his sartorial excess
he wears a dark cloak, and boots and a lace dress....
he likes to have lace right next to his skin,
and to hear the lace ripping is when he begins
to sweat, and stutter, and whisper sonnets
he wants to be Amish so he can wear bonnets....
he once touched my heart....and forever he'll be....
the Darky I know nad love....
I love him cos nobody else can love him
as much as me.....
happy bothday darketh lord darky.....
Darky was born on the twentieth o' June
conceived in a honda amongst the sand dunes
he soon became famous for taming wild toads
which he grabbed from the pond
and fettered with goads....
so they jumped when he uttered
'Arise now, ye frogs'
he's famous for writing salacious crude blogs....
but he's now widely known for his sartorial excess
he wears a dark cloak, and boots and a lace dress....
he likes to have lace right next to his skin,
and to hear the lace ripping is when he begins
to sweat, and stutter, and whisper sonnets
he wants to be Amish so he can wear bonnets....
he once touched my heart....and forever he'll be....
the Darky I know nad love....
I love him cos nobody else can love him
as much as me.....
happy bothday darketh lord darky.....
....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
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