where's Olderman?

ISNISN Posts: 1,700
Where's Olderman in Winter's maw?
'I saw Olderman....Olderman I saw'
they say as they see-saw
away on the gay painted play
park furniture.
I objurgate the late absence
of the presence of Olderman.
I want him in Winter and I want him in Spring;
when they present me with my child,
I say 'good, now bring
me Olderman'
or sting me for five bucks
cos I don't give three fucks
if it costs you ten
to obtain....the recently slain
(he lives!!!!)
Olderman....you know that swarthy dark lad...
(who's obviously mad - along with his Spanish daughters)
I've looked for him here,
I've looked for him there,
I've looked for him in all quarters...
and now I'm advised that he's being apprised of my
whimsical wish
to make him a fish,
and catch him
in foreign waters...
Take this from me
as plain as can be -
I desire to see
him here
now
okay
thanks
bye
....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
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  • Anna_falkAnna_falk Posts: 114
    I sense Olderman approaching
    it won't be long now
    he will join us again
    and he shall feed us poetry
    worthy of this forum
    To worry about tomorrow doesn't make it easier,
    it only makes today worse.
  • pearlmuttpearlmutt Posts: 392
    good question.
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    Olderman is out...please leave your message after the tone.BEEP!
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • oldermanolderman Posts: 1,765
    ISN wrote:
    Where's Olderman in Winter's maw?
    'I saw Olderman....Olderman I saw'
    they say as they see-saw
    away on the gay painted play
    park furniture.
    I objurgate the late absence
    of the presence of Olderman.
    I want him in Winter and I want him in Spring;
    when they present me with my child,
    I say 'good, now bring
    me Olderman'
    or sting me for five bucks
    cos I don't give three fucks
    if it costs you ten
    to obtain....the recently slain
    (he lives!!!!)
    Olderman....you know that swarthy dark lad...
    (who's obviously mad - along with his Spanish daughters)
    I've looked for him here,
    I've looked for him there,
    I've looked for him in all quarters...
    and now I'm advised that he's being apprised of my
    whimsical wish
    to make him a fish,
    and catch him
    in foreign waters...
    Take this from me
    as plain as can be -
    I desire to see
    him here
    now
    okay
    thanks
    bye

    olderman is growing,
    younger as is his way,
    yet, olderman loves you,
    as is his natural state,

    and

    i refuse to give in to the ravages of age,
    my will is to live each day as the youngerman inside,
    and i thank you for this thread :)

    i will see you all in Toronto, Quebec City, Halifax and St. Johns.

    Peace.
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
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