I've got more rabbits than Sainsbury's....

ISNISN Posts: 1,700
edited March 2005 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Purex is on sale at the mall
shoppers are going mental
I prefer other toilet rolls
(but that's just incidental)

When they have bought up
every last pack of Purex
maybe there'll be another special
to make them feel richer and

personally.....(don't worry....I'm
not going to talk about bathroom habits)
personally.....I out-do Sainbury's
for rabbits....
....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
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  • ISNISN Posts: 1,700
    I will arise and go now,
    and go to the late night mall.
    And pop tarts I'll buy there,
    and a jar of hair gel.

    Or maybe mousse
    or fixing spray
    cos gel dries dripping slow
    and worse it goes all gooey and
    takes away the glow
    of natural healthy hair.

    I will arise and go now.
    For whether night or day,
    the mall is always open,
    with products on display.
    (I love the second floor).
    ....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
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