and we had so much fun

ISNISN Posts: 1,700
edited September 2005 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
baby hugged the big white rabbit
mammy had an idea
is rabbit thirsty
baby said 'rabbit eat guddle'
so mammy put the bottle to the rabbit's mouth
but he just got wet
then mammy said 'duddle duddle is bad,
he did a big kaka'
we went into the bedroom to change the rabbit's nappy
this was all very novel to the baby
and he loved it.....
before putting a nappy on the rabbit,
mammy said 'duddle duddle dirty - let's give him a bath'
baby had only learned the word bath recently
but he was very enthusiastic
and we pretended to wash the 'duddle duddle'
and baby was nearly overwhelmed when mammy dried the rabbit with a towel.........
mammy marched into the bedroom with baby in tow after the bath
and said 'duddle duddle bad - he did a big kaka'
the baby was a bit confused.....but mammy got a wipe out
and cleaned up the rabbit's kaka.....and then she put a nappy on him.....
she got a pair of small shorts out of the drawer and put
them on the 'duddle duddle' (rabbit)......
sometimes baby is fastidious and checks between his toes for kaka (dirt)
in case he has to meet any grils......
so mammy cleaned the rabbit's feet before putting on some old baby socks.....
at this point the baby was so happy, he nearly had a fit......
we continued to role-play with the rabbit
and we had so much fun
we told daddy about the bad rabbit.....
and baby left very happy :)
....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
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