Acceptance Speech

ISN

I'd like to thank everyone for voting for me
in the Loony of the Year Awards.....
it has sometimes been very difficult
for me, and on those occasions
I can only credit my mother
who turned me into such a freak....
I'd like to thank everyone at im*f
and pearljamforums for despising me
it's really helped me attain
ultimate loony status.....
I also want to remember my ex
because he was pivotal in making
me embrace my looniness....
by saying to me every night before
I went to loony sleep land
'goodnight loser loony - hope
you get better by morning'.....
I think my little loony son
deserves some kind of recognition
for making me eat orange and mango jello/jelly
from his filthy hands
while he watched 50 First Dates
and I freaked out about staining the carpets
but remembered to say
'thank you' after every disgusting mouthful....
I also think my nephew should be acknowledged
for contributing to my prowess of being a loony.....
last night I had a whole conversation with him
on MSN Messenger while he wore a snorkel and mask
(his microphone was screwed, so he would just nod
his head, and show me pictures of Rigby
the dog he was sponsoring, and little
Egyptian figurines and pyramids)
his contribution cannot be overlooked
I would like to thank Dunky for ignoring me
and calling me self-centred.....
that has been an instrumental factor in
my recent exacerbation of looniness.....
these acceptance speeches can get very long
so, finally, I would like to thank George Bush Jr
for his inimitable ability to fool me,
and confuse me.....
his ability to charm me with his wicked smile
and faltering inarticulacy....
which has really made me question my sanity
with very few results......
on behalf of the Academy.....Meccano.....and Lego
I accept the Award for
Loony of the Year


(can anyone else think of some funny Acceptance Speeches?)

and because if loonies don't have post mortems,
they definitely have post scripts....so
I would like to thank all those Chinese morons
whose work I edit
which involve the most imaginative wrong usage of English possible,
and which test my abilities and my patience......
give them all a clap
(and then lock them up and gas them)

pearlmutt

isn, i really can not see why you'd think people hate you, you have some of the funniest posts on this website. sure you're a bit acerbic, but oh, well, it's the price we have to pay for humor.

"ultimate loony status"

i'm stealing that! -- watch me.

pearlmutt

playing second fiddle
to the ultimate loony
it's a hard job
but someone has to be on team b
we always loose,
kay, sera, sera
whatever will be, will be
the future's not ours to see
playing second fiddle
to the ultimate loony

i'd like to think my president
for whom i did not vote
however, i thought i was being a chooser
not a loser
turns out i'm just playing second fiddle
while he burns rome
used to be home
way down south in the land of cotton
some shit just can't be forgotten

i'd also like to think the people
for whom my husband works
it's a heroic job,
walking out the door to die
but somebody's got to do it
and put a grin on, tell a little lie, like
thanks, thanks a lot

thanks for chosing
while we're losing
men and women on all sides
i would like to see
some environment friendly rides

thanks for chosing while we're losing
our minds in all the trenches
thanks for chosing
such an asshole for our benches
thanks, thanks a lot.

pearlmutt

okay, well that was fun. the poem needs some proofreading, but it was fun.

ISN

thanks Pearly - don't worry I don't really mean what I said up there, it was just some fun, and I said whatever came into my head......just an acceptance speech......guess what I had this really amazing revelation when I was in bed last night, that made me feel great about everything, and now I can't remember what it was....heheheheheheh