shout

pacifier

ok, this one is an old one and it kinda sux, but then again so do I, so here it goes....not meant to be taken 100% serious.......

air your dirty laundry to the world
air your dirty ways
show them your skid marks
show them your stains

expose yourself
let them laugh at your pain
expose yourself
and your lack of shame

cos "he's to blame"
"no, she's to blame!"
all so they can shout that name....

JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!!

she had a lesbian affair
and is pregnant with her brother's baby
he has a wife somewhere
and dresses up in nappies

I came to share my problems
I came to sit and see
I came to humilate her
I came to get my face on TV

time to shout that name
what is it again?
oh, they're all the same
(just shout)

RICKI !!! GO RICKI !!! GO RICKI !!!

throw your hands to the ceiling
and "don't go there"
kick him to the kerb
life's just not fair

so scratch out his eyes
and rip out her hair
it's entertainment
cos nobody cares
about you, about them
they just want to shout again.

Being Enlightened

Oh lordy! No, I don't think it sucks and how dare you say YOU suck! Nope, just won't have that! You don't suck!!!!

I find this funny but in a sad kinda way, if that makes any sense! It's funny because people actually are ridiculous enough to go on these shows and I find it sad that there's such demand for entertainment in the form of human suffering (that is, if you buy that these people who go on the shows are for real).

What people will stoop to for their 15 minutes is just amazing to me.

Oh wait, *flashes boobs*. Can I have some beads now? :rolleyes:

I enjoyed your poem.