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LeaderOfMen

I'd much rather go to bed sober,
then wake you drunk in a backyard next to a dog named Rover.

I'd much rather get in a car with someone who hasnt been drinking,
then be rolled up in a ditch with two of my best friends dieing.

I'd much rather have sex without any alcohol in me,
then fuck a fat chick, with the courage from my friend J.D.

I'd much rather teach my kids the dangers of alcohol,
then be too damn drunk, to show them how to crawl.

I'd much rather choose not to drink anymore,
then spend everyday recovering from the night before.

LeaderOfMen

made a few edits

twin2

That was interesting. It made me laugh.

LeaderOfMen

me too.

thanks