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Ode to Morning Wood (rated R)

MaryannMaryann Posts: 6
edited February 2004 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
sporting it so stiff and tall
no matter if it's big or small
nothing like some breakfast meat
surprising me from under the sheet

alarm clock radio perks up the pecker
throbbing to the beat of "Chubby" checker
the new day is barely even dawning
he wants it while i'm still yawning

far be it for me to leave him hanging
why not roll over and accept a banging?
girls, do it for the common good
enjoy your honey's morning wood





©Maryann, 2002
try saying this 3 times fast:

Eddie Vedder Shredded Cheddar
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Ha Ha Ha HA HA!

    Oooochie! Methinks I just gots a splinter! :D

    Hey Maryann, how Gilligan?? ;)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    I'll give you my g/f's #... you can call her up and do some persuading for me. ;)
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  • MaryannMaryann Posts: 6
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Ha Ha Ha HA HA!

    Oooochie! Methinks I just gots a splinter! :D

    Hey Maryann, how Gilligan?? ;)

    oh if i had a dime for every time i've been asked that one :D

    hey, go easy over there, wood's nothing to fool around with, yanno........well, alright, it IS, but just be careful about it
    try saying this 3 times fast:

    Eddie Vedder Shredded Cheddar
  • MaryannMaryann Posts: 6
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    I'll give you my g/f's #... you can call her up and do some persuading for me. ;)
    oh no...with all due respect, man, if she can't just roll over and accept the banging, she's not the right woman for you :D hehehe
    try saying this 3 times fast:

    Eddie Vedder Shredded Cheddar
  • JDE-PJJDE-PJ Posts: 721
    very funny;)
    I know someday you will have a beautiful Life


    Jason
  • Sharon_Hearts_PJSharon_Hearts_PJ Bristol, PA Posts: 1,383
    Cute. I tend to agree with this. :)
    *Rock and/or Roll!*
  • MaryannMaryann Posts: 6
    hehe.....thanks
    try saying this 3 times fast:

    Eddie Vedder Shredded Cheddar
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