you fool!
DopeBeastie
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dude what do you think you're do-in
you're lost
my problem that's not
conductor says
off of my train
it's understood
guest-host relationships
ain't my thing
even if i could
you ain't the kinda person
i would help anyway
oh.... shit... i didn't write this!!?!! nice work, Mr. Given, Mr. Vedward, Mr. Mr. Sir...
". Ed: Nature has it's own religion,... evolution, baby [did ed really quote on of his own songs in an interview? what a dork! :P]. Where the deer and wild pigs run [antelope??? what about the antelope? ed!!! you gotta poke less smot, dude!], there are plants along the trails that attach spiny seeds onto the legs of anything passing,... soon the plants are spread for miles. Ingenious [by design, mind you... plants are generally brainless]. On a hike with my brother we were covered from knee to angle in these things,... he called them "hitchhikers." Also a nickname for professionals who harangue you for autographs that they turn around and sell,... otherwise known as "blue-penners."
2. Written during the Binaural sessions."
the Binaural Sessions, eh? innnnnnntresting....
~this missive may appear rather insane and left fieldish, however.... ... may it be the burr on the inside of my target's whideytideys.... the butthead~yeah, i'm talking to you~ya ckuffer~
oh and shar? mar? y'all rock
you're lost
my problem that's not
conductor says
off of my train
it's understood
guest-host relationships
ain't my thing
even if i could
you ain't the kinda person
i would help anyway
oh.... shit... i didn't write this!!?!! nice work, Mr. Given, Mr. Vedward, Mr. Mr. Sir...
". Ed: Nature has it's own religion,... evolution, baby [did ed really quote on of his own songs in an interview? what a dork! :P]. Where the deer and wild pigs run [antelope??? what about the antelope? ed!!! you gotta poke less smot, dude!], there are plants along the trails that attach spiny seeds onto the legs of anything passing,... soon the plants are spread for miles. Ingenious [by design, mind you... plants are generally brainless]. On a hike with my brother we were covered from knee to angle in these things,... he called them "hitchhikers." Also a nickname for professionals who harangue you for autographs that they turn around and sell,... otherwise known as "blue-penners."
2. Written during the Binaural sessions."
the Binaural Sessions, eh? innnnnnntresting....
~this missive may appear rather insane and left fieldish, however.... ... may it be the burr on the inside of my target's whideytideys.... the butthead~yeah, i'm talking to you~ya ckuffer~
oh and shar? mar? y'all rock
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"HEY,
YOU,
GET OFF OF MY CLOUD!!!
HEY,
YOU,
GET OFF OF MY CLOUD!!!
DON'T HANG AROUND 'CAUSE TWO'S A CROWD ON MY CLOUD!!!"
......................Don't want no class reunion. The circus just left town. Why behave in public if you're livin' on a playground? It makes me blue! OOH, I live with fools! OOH, it makes me blue! OOH, I live with fools!
I pity da foo!
to raise no flag
atop no ship of fools
ship of fools
on a cruel sea
ship of fools
sail away from me
As do you my dear, as do you.
You and your whideytideys, though I prefer the colored Target underpants.
Come to think of it, a pair of underpants with a giant Target on them is a novel idea...
NEVER SAY PANTIES!
excuse me, i must go PUKE now!!! i HATE that word.... argh!
even "underpants" is rough for me
"shorts" is good, but not always appropriately descriptive...
maybe we should come up with a new word???
how 'bout "paddypants"
er, um...
yeah....
suggestions?
LOL
I hate knickers.............underwear
xxx
"I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work"
thats just wrong
knickers remind me of those knee-length, cuffed, tweed pants...
crabcatchers??? yeah get to the doc... they have stuff for that...
how 'bout... "these things in the way"... LOL...
<blushes>
Got any crab shampoo, them's some tenacious little mother's dem crabs!
Howz 'bout BRITCHES!!!!
Oooo, I gots me britches in a knot!
If "these thing are in the way", you needs to go COMMANDO!!!!
OH YEAH!!! THAT'D BE FUCK KING GREAT...
('sall i need is a libido BOOST)
Hmmmm, need some gin and oysters, baybeeeee!!!!!
Now, I'm supposed to be working so, no more reading/posting for me for now!
TIP - If sheeit happens, you'd best not be going comando!
This was the norm for a while in here. Start at home plate and end up on a hockey rink.
ICE....
slippery
GROSS!
Mmmm, yessssss, sssssslippery like that Bon Jovi song.
And as long as the ICE ain't Vanilla! Yuck!
Okay, I go now!
BTW - Stop calling me a TIP SHIT!
and
please
if you mention either of those two artists again, i'll probably have to kill you
;P
Because dear Pasta decided to bring me along for the ride....and as she and Seta know well, I'm all about the sullying!
SULLY SULLY SULLY SULLY SULLY SULLY
kiss
Ice/Diamond: See the transition?
how are you?
i miss our poem battles with beingenlightned
Jim Carrol
I've been doing great! Yes BE has come to think that work is more important than contributing to our endless poetry. Imagine that? Well just for you I will go and bring that sucker up......if it is still here. There are some new faces who might think it is a gas for awhile. Might even get BE back for a line or two? I hope you have been keeping calm and cool and living large!