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DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
edited August 2004 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
I'm The Betrayor
I am The Great
I am The Whipped-Me-Up,
soft-service fate
My hands held by no one
The dog and the leg bone
Please hold my hair while
I puke. The hole in one.
Don't talk when I'm hung
Over, love

Love
me some.
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  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    One drink
    Turned into nine or ten
    Where the hell was I again?
    A couple of shooters
    Mind polluters
    Is that mine?
    Someone threw me in a cab
    Driver listened to me blab
    You don't know where I live?
    Had to use the booze
    To clear my blues
    Now it is on my shoes
    Ribs are sore
    Friends say I looked like a cat with a hairball
    All I wanted was a cure all



    Cheesy, yet off the top of my head. Nothing like a booze induced sick to make you lay off the liquid for an extra day.

    Love ya large, pastanazi!!!!!!!! :D
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    *tosses PN the bucket* :D

    I make THEE loudest puke noises! It's really quite disgusting! :p

    Love you, lots! :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    ohmyfugginrollinonthefloor GOD


    a cat?



    large, indeed, mister flow.... nice tag :) thank you



    big winks to B.E.... never know when you need a bucket around me

    :D


    kisses 2 2
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    *shivers*

    *MMBBLLLAAAAGGGGHHH!!! Cough! Cough! Oooohhh! MMMMMBBLLLLAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sniffle! Sniffle! Cough! MMMMMBBBBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
    MMM-MMM-MMMBBBBBBBBBLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
    Cough! Sniffle! Cough!
    Ah shit, I hit my shirt!*

    I need more than a bucket! I need a flushy bucket! ;) And the neighbour's planter or garden is a nice way to get back to nature when you're having a hurl! :p
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • suedesuede Posts: 247
    Originally posted by even flow?
    One drink
    Turned into nine or ten
    Where the hell was I again?
    A couple of shooters
    Mind polluters
    Is that mine?
    Someone threw me in a cab
    Driver listened to me blab
    You don't know where I live?
    Had to use the booze
    To clear my blues
    Now it is on my shoes
    Ribs are sore
    Friends say I looked like a cat with a hairball
    All I wanted was a cure all

    I think this is pretty cool :)
  • oldermanolderman Posts: 1,765
    nasal linings
    acid horror
    bananas poured
    from liquid spouts

    tonto's tequilla
    mantequilla
    from those
    cakes i ate

    goo lourde
    i need a drink
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
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