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My X boyfriend is a Sexy Alcoholic

DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
edited December 2005 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
...and I'm a Pretty Sex Machine, lol... hey, I didn't make this up, baby... you know I love you...



check it out...

Find the Third letter in your first name......

A-Beautiful
B-Christian
C-Pretty
D-Jewish
E-Gorgeous
F-Retarded
G-Boyish
H-Preppy
I-Girly
J-Gothic
K-Punky
L-Popular
M-Slutty
N-Nerdy
O-Hot
P-Gay
Q-Lesbian
R-Sexy
S-Lesbian
T-Emo
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the Last letter in your last name......

A-Slut
B-WHORE
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- Sex Machine
F-Retard
G-Geek
H-Jew
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Motherfucker
M-Beauty queen
N-Crackwhore
O-Beast in bed
P-Punk
Q-Queen
R-Alcoholic
S-Princess
T-Fucker
U-Asshole
V-Jackass
W-Babe
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic
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  • oldermanolderman Posts: 1,765
    this cryptic coding reveals my true nature..

    i am a

    lesbian sex machine..

    well alright then!
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    sexy crackwhore........but everyone already knew that
    d'oh!!!!!!

    http://www.myspace.com/brain_of_c
  • EvilToasterElfEvilToasterElf Posts: 1,119
    gorgeous fucker...I'll take it
  • GlaswegianGlaswegian Posts: 62
    Haha. I'm a Jewish fucker. Do I sense some anti-semitism hidden in that code?

    Edit:And coming from someone with Nazi in his name I get called a jewish fucker. :rolleyes:
    scottish by birth, british by law and 'weegie by the grace of god...!!!!! FUCK THE QUEEN!!!
  • Brisk.Brisk. Posts: 11,561
    gorgous whore lol
  • Boom The CatBoom The Cat Posts: 482
    preppy alchoholic


    what does preppy mean?
    no matter where you go,
    there you are.

    - brain of c
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,265
    Sexy Beast in Bed.

    According to a post in AET I'm the Ideal Lover. This is interesting, eh.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • Red LukinRed Lukin Canada Posts: 2,994
    Beautiful Motherfucker here
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,265
    Boom The Cat wrote:
    preppy alchoholic


    what does preppy mean?
    Land's End, L.L. Bean, green/pink color combinations with your collar turned up. Loafers. Tea at the country club.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • PearlJamminJasonPearlJamminJason Posts: 106
    lesbian crackwhore
    6-23-06...Pittsburgh,PA

    www.myspace.com/hattricks412
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Girly Motherfucker!!!! Nice!


    Does this mean a tag team may be in the cards?

    Am I going to be wearing a wig and lace panties while hitting on my buddies moms?

    Am I going to turn gay and then find the "mother" in a gay relationship and fuck em?

    I am so confused!!!!!


    :D
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,265
    even flow? wrote:
    Girly Motherfucker!!!! Nice!


    Does this mean a tag team may be in the cards?

    Am I going to be wearing a wig and lace panties while hitting on my buddies moms?

    Am I going to turn gay and then find the "mother" in a gay relationship and fuck em?

    I am so confused!!!!!


    :D
    Just change your name for a little fun. If I went from my real name to my stage name I would go from a sexy beast in bed to a beautiful girl. Fun fun fun!
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • grooveamaticgrooveamatic Posts: 1,374
    this is literally amazing....this pretty much describes me in two words: Emo Alcoholic.

    (seth dellinger)
    .........................................................................
  • NoLongerOverwhelmedNoLongerOverwhelmed Posts: 82
    I'm a girly coward... Hey! That's not right. I want a new name...
    Rock over London... Rock on Chicago... I love what you do for me Toyota - Wesley Willis
  • jentarrjentarr Posts: 79
    Nerdy Alchoholic.... don't those two contradict eachother??
    PJ fan since 1991 (I was 14); Ten Club member since '95.
  • BlankiBlanki Posts: 315
    I'm a girly sex machine.... how did you know?? lol! ;)
    23 Nov 05 - Santiago, Chile
    Come back to SA!!!!
  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    holla.....Being??? where you AT girl?


    getting married changed me from a Pretty Princess to A Pretty Sex Machine, lol... just what it's supposed to do, I guess... hrmm... ummm.... yeah.

    so... my board name results in Lesbian Girl... how gay?
  • angryyoungmanangryyoungman Medford, NY Posts: 1,028
    oh great, im a beautiful slut. the problem is im a guy. i dont like this game
    i have wished for so long, how i wish for you today
    JEFFREY ROSS ROGERS 1975-2002

    9.10.98 NYC / 8.23.00 JONES BEACH /4.30.03 UNIONDALE / 7.9.03 NYC /5.12.06 ALBANY/ 6.1.06 E.RUTHEFORD/ 6.3.06 E. RUTHEFORD/ CAMDEN 6.19.08/ NYC 6.24.08/ NYC 6.25.08/ HARTFORD 6.27.08/ CHICAGO 8.24.09/ PHILLY 10.31.09/ HARTFORD 5.15.10/ NEWARK 5.18.10/ NYC 5.20.10/ CHICAGO 7.19.13/ BROOKLYN 10.18.13/ BROOKLYN 10.19.13/ HARTFORD 10.25.13/ NYC 9.26.15/ 4.8.16 FT. LAUDERDALE/ 4.9.16 MIAMI / 5.1.16 NYC/ 5.2.16 NYC / 8.5.16 BOSTON / 8.7.16 BOSTON/ 8.20.18 CHICAGO/ 9.2.18 BOSTON/ 9.4.18 BOSTON/ 9.18.21 ASBURY PARK

    finally, FUCK TICKETMASTER
  • PeryPery Posts: 1,740
    I'm proud...popular sex machine...:D I'd ENJOYED my name!
    Buenos Aires 25 - 11 - 2005
    Buenos Aires 26 - 11 - 2005

    ********Proud 2 b Jammer!*******
  • Guitarhero27Guitarhero27 Posts: 2,146
    haha my gf is a slutty girl according to this thing
    9/29/96, 8/29/98, 9/8,11/98, 7/28/99, 8/23,24,25/00, 10/13/00, 4/15/03, 4/30/03, 7/8,9,12,14/03, 10/1/04, 9/30/05, 10/1/05, 5/4,5,13,27,28/06, 6/1,3/06, 6/19,20,22,24,25,27/08, 7/1/08, 8/4,5,7,16/08, 8/21/09, 10/27,28,30,31/09, 5/15,17,18,20,21/10, 9/2/12, 10/18,19,21,22,25/13
  • frank coztansafrank coztansa Posts: 196
    Beautiful Girl


    the only problem is, im a guy....

    hmm....
    www.myspace.com/pitheory
  • PeryPery Posts: 1,740
    frank coztansa wrote:
    Beautiful Girl


    the only problem is, im a guy....

    hmm....


    Change your name :D
    Buenos Aires 25 - 11 - 2005
    Buenos Aires 26 - 11 - 2005

    ********Proud 2 b Jammer!*******
  • PJfanFORlifePJfanFORlife Posts: 138
    I am a Christian Geek....


    that sucks :(
    Guess I'll trn on music instead...

    ccfa.org

    http://organicconsumers.com/
  • Medicated-GeniusMedicated-Genius Posts: 359
    Beautiful Geek............. reminds me of the Eels and RadioHead for some reason......
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    I'm a Pretty Sex Machine. But I knew that.
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    PastaNazi wrote:
    holla.....Being??? where you AT girl?


    getting married changed me from a Pretty Princess to A Pretty Sex Machine, lol... just what it's supposed to do, I guess... hrmm... ummm.... yeah.

    so... my board name results in Lesbian Girl... how gay?

    :D Mesa here! :D

    You wanna talk gay---my name results in Popular Princess! HA! Yeah, SO not me. :)

    My board name comes up as an even more silly result---Girly Obsesser? WTF? Oooookay.

    I wanna be a Sexy Motherfucker, just like that Prince song, you know, so when you hear it, you automatically associate it with me....

    "sexy motherfucker, shaking that ass,
    shaking that ass,
    shaking that ass"

    *shakes ass* :D Is it working???



    Yeah, that's more like me!!!!! :pSPANK ;):D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • coachchriscoachchris Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada Posts: 749
    Dammit I got Sexy Princess :( I hate this game, I don't want to play anymore

    Edit: wait a minute I'll play again. My wife is a sexy beast in bed....shit that's her maiden name....
    nevermind...this game sucks!!!
    Adolescence in essence is all about trust.
    Leaving is for the answering machine.
  • KovoKovo Posts: 255
    I'm a nerdy geek. But according to this thing I'm a jewish bitch.
    I shouldn't have to fight a battle I'll never win, just to lose those I've never had.
  • velvet I sitevelvet I site Posts: 192
    oh no.. the Universe just told me i am a Beautiful Alcoholic....

    ahhh well, there's no reason to let Mother Nature down i suppose!!!

    ;)
    change begins with discontent.
  • NothinGBetteRPJMaNNothinGBetteRPJMaN Posts: 530
    I am a Christian Beast in bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *Official Marker in the Sand Fan Club Junkie*
    Member # 0004

    Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
    decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter
    he grew a beard.
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