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DopeBeastie
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Subject: Female poem, male poem
FEMALE POEM
>>
>> I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
>> One who loves to listen all day long,
>> One who thinks before he speaks,
>> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>> I want him to be gainfully employed,
>> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
>> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>> Massages my back and begs to do more.
>> Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
>> And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
>> I want this man to love me to no end,
>> And forever be my
>> Very best friend.
>>
>> MALE POEM
>>
>> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
>> With huge boobs who owns a
>> Liquor store and a fishing boat.
>> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
FEMALE POEM
>>
>> I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
>> One who loves to listen all day long,
>> One who thinks before he speaks,
>> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>> I want him to be gainfully employed,
>> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
>> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>> Massages my back and begs to do more.
>> Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
>> And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
>> I want this man to love me to no end,
>> And forever be my
>> Very best friend.
>>
>> MALE POEM
>>
>> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
>> With huge boobs who owns a
>> Liquor store and a fishing boat.
>> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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Then you and I obviously live different lifestyles, Fins.
.....just to be clear, I am joking....