something i made up on the toilet

blueinthefaceblueintheface Posts: 153
edited September 2008 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
in my mythology
ive given my gods all blue eyes
they can't watch the sun
it burns just fine

ive called in sick
for floss and ambers
and trite reimbursements in jovial song

flaunt me with some gold-plated background
bow to me but dont let your knees hit their ground
what a feeling
to be this god
for you
for your rosy-mended world spun too far the quick way

times out
must return to my razorblade armchair on that mountain
its late
these gods gave me blue eyes right before they laughed so hard
"be a philosopher but, amid all your philosophy, be first a man" - david hume

Mitch Hedberg- RIP 1968-2005. your jokes have laughed me through a lot. I thank you.
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Comments

  • the title intrigued me :), the poem was great...and ur signature is awesome.....fellow Mitch lover here:)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    A razor-blade armchair sounds particularly uncomfortable!
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