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Sal_ParadiseSal_Paradise Posts: 5
edited January 2004 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Bob said to the sexy man
"Hey you! clean that frying pan!"
"I got me a fillet, a hadock if you will,
And what say we fry it up? sound good? deal?"
The sexy man smiled, and up raised his arm
"Wait there just a second Bob," he said with alarm
"I'm not that easy, to get into bed"
Bob looked at him and laughed, and his face turned red.
"Don't take your foolish pride, Sexy Man...
For this is real love, Its written in the plan...
I'll fry you the fish...
And you'll be my love dish...
And together we'll become one at the hip."
The Sexy Man laughed and chuckled, for this was a first
He'd never been hit on by Bob, and he felt cursed
Shrugging his shoulders he said with a grin...
"Bob, to my house...let the defilement begin!"
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  • You were eating toast for "Sleep", what were you eating whilst composing this? ;)

    "For this is real love...let the defilement begin!" :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by Sal_Paradise
    Bob said to the sexy man
    "Hey you! clean that frying pan!"
    "I got me a fillet, a hadock if you will,
    And what say we fry it up? sound good? deal?"
    The sexy man smiled, and up raised his arm
    "Wait there just a second Bob," he said with alarm
    "I'm not that easy, to get into bed"
    Bob looked at him and laughed, and his face turned red.
    "Don't take your foolish pride, Sexy Man...
    For this is real love, Its written in the plan...
    I'll fry you the fish...
    And you'll be my love dish...
    And together we'll become one at the hip."
    The Sexy Man laughed and chuckled, for this was a first
    He'd never been hit on by Bob, and he felt cursed
    Shrugging his shoulders he said with a grin...
    "Bob, to my house...let the defilement begin!"

    BOB THE BUILDER
    BOB THE BUILDER
    BOB THE BUILDER, carries his own tools.
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    I'm trying to figure out what cleaning a frying pan is supposed to mean! :D
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