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open the door...

YellowYellow Posts: 699
edited January 2004 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
k, so ... what's-a-the-deal? i tell this guy from work we can go out and hang out... we're both single, but i make it clear, or perhaps it was just a statement, that i don't date work boys. i say though, if he wants to, we can go out, hang out a little, maybe have a little fun.

we went out and it was not the best time

it was lame, actually

however...

since then...

he's taken it upon himself to conduct conduct that could be considered lewd, assuming.. bordering on harassment...

and i've checked him on this

saying "don't say things like that. it makes me uncomfortable"


and well, shitfire if he don't continue

and so

why is it that once a girl opens the door she has to use brute force to close it?

i know it is not this way with all men

but seriously...

what's the deal?


should i punch him in the jaw? :D
It's all yellow.


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  • Originally posted by Yellow
    saying "don't say things like that. it makes me uncomfortable"
    From Attack of the Clones.......
    Padme: Don't look at me like that.
    Anakin: Why?
    Padme: It makes me feel uncomfortable.

    Your horniferous coworker is obviously tainted with the Dark Side.

    Punch him in the lightsaber.
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    The junk. Punch him in the junk.

    It's not his jaw that is drawing him to you.

    JUNK I TELL YOU!
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  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    a little birdie told me that punching him would turn him on more!



    :D
    It's all yellow.


  • i forgeti forget Posts: 281
    Stand your ground. Don't back down.
    Good luck.
  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    Haaaaaeeey Babeee

    there ain't no easy way out :)
    It's all yellow.


  • Come on to him, then record him saying lewd stuff to you - then get him fired - then get a raise - it's called entrapment it always works
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WAPosts: 12,223
    Dat fukka wants a virtual splat
    Mah ouija gonna give him dat
    Mah nightly ghost a Sylvie Plath
    She comin' round to kick his ass
    Mah Sylvie make it plain is plain
    She gonna break his little wing
    She faced her trials an pains alone
    To diss dat shit through everything
  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    he's a dead little bug in the way i feel :D



    sylvia plath? you honor me :)
    It's all yellow.


  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    daddy (sylvia plath)

    You do not do, you do not do
    Any more, black shoe
    In which I have lived like a foot
    For thirty years, poor and white,
    Barely daring to breathe or Achoo.

    Daddy, I have had to kill you.
    You died before I had time--
    Marble-heavy, a bag full of God,
    Ghastly statue with one gray toe
    Big as a Frisco seal

    And a head in the freakish Atlantic
    Where it pours bean green over blue
    In the waters off beautiful Nauset.
    I used to pray to recover you.
    Ach, du.

    In the German tongue, in the Polish town
    Scraped flat by the roller
    Of wars, wars, wars.
    But the name of the town is common.
    My Polack friend

    Says there are a dozen or two.
    So I never could tell where you
    Put your foot, your root,
    I never could talk to you.
    The tongue stuck in my jaw.

    It stuck in a barb wire snare.
    Ich, ich, ich, ich,
    I could hardly speak.
    I thought every German was you.
    And the language obscene

    An engine, an engine
    Chuffing me off like a Jew.
    A Jew to Dachau, Auschwitz, Belsen.
    I began to talk like a Jew.
    I think I may well be a Jew.

    The snows of the Tyrol, the clear beer of Vienna
    Are not very pure or true.
    With my gipsy ancestress and my weird luck
    And my Taroc pack and my Taroc pack
    I may be a bit of a Jew.

    I have always been scared of you,
    With your Luftwaffe, your gobbledygoo.
    And your neat mustache
    And your Aryan eye, bright blue.
    Panzer-man, panzer-man, O You--

    Not God but a swastika
    So black no sky could squeak through.
    Every woman adores a Fascist,
    The boot in the face, the brute
    Brute heart of a brute like you.

    You stand at the blackboard, daddy,
    In the picture I have of you,
    A cleft in your chin instead of your foot
    But no less a devil for that, no not
    Any less the black man who

    Bit my pretty red heart in two.
    I was ten when they buried you.
    At twenty I tried to die
    And get back, back, back to you.
    I thought even the bones would do.

    But they pulled me out of the sack,
    And they stuck me together with glue.
    And then I knew what to do.
    I made a model of you,
    A man in black with a Meinkampf look

    And a love of the rack and the screw.
    And I said I do, I do.
    So daddy, I'm finally through.
    The black telephone's off at the root,
    The voices just can't worm through.

    If I've killed one man, I've killed two--
    The vampire who said he was you
    And drank my blood for a year,
    Seven years, if you want to know.
    Daddy, you can lie back now.

    There's a stake in your fat black heart
    And the villagers never liked you.
    They are dancing and stamping on you.
    They always knew it was you.
    Daddy, daddy, you bastard, I'm through.
    It's all yellow.


  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WAPosts: 12,223
    That poem never ceases to stun me.

    She lived in Cambridge for a time. She was at her happiest here.
  • ExodusExodus Posts: 212
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    From Attack of the Clones.......
    Padme: Don't look at me like that.
    Anakin: Why?
    Padme: It makes me feel uncomfortable.

    Your horniferous coworker is obviously tainted with the Dark Side.

    Punch him in the lightsaber.


    one of the funnniest things ive seen all night...
    enough to deserve 3 "n"s
    Between the conception and the creation

    Between the emotion and the response

    Falls the shadow.
  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    Originally posted by FinsburyParkCarrots
    That poem never ceases to stun me.

    She lived in Cambridge for a time. She was at her happiest here.


    i'm not familiar with her work
    the poetry i know is generally from what i think is the renaissance
    period?

    so...

    i looked her up and found this


    holy schnikees, i'm going to have to read more... no doubt


    serious schtuff :)
    It's all yellow.


  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WAPosts: 12,223
    Ho yush....


    Well, I shall retire to bed now, even though I have a morning off tomorrow and can relax. Thanks, Yellow!
  • cassiacassia Posts: 277
    i think the movie "sylvia" is out on video around Feb. 10...
    and gweneth wed coldplayer chris....
    see
    it's all connected :)
  • rollingsrollings unknownPosts: 7,107
    Lawn
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