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Yellow
Yellow Posts: 699
edited January 2004 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
on this porcelain day...


What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?







Quattro Sinko
It's all yellow.


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  • Sound
    Sound Posts: 579
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha




    not funny
    It was a dream, not a nightmare. A beautiful dream I could never imagined in a thousand nods. I saw this girl next to me, she wasn't beautiful until she smiled. And I felt that smile come at me in heat waves following. Soaking through my body and out my finger tips in shafts of color. And I knew somewhere in the world, somewhere, that there was love for me.

    Jim Carrol
  • Yellow
    Yellow Posts: 699
    what kind of coffee did they serve on the titanic?

























    sanka
    It's all yellow.


  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    :D:D:D
  • Yellow
    Yellow Posts: 699
    what's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?













    the location of the dirtbag :)
    It's all yellow.


  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    I got a new car stereo the other day and it has voice activation software installed into it!

    If you yell out Rock, it switches the settings to "ROCK"!

    If you yell out Classic, it switches the settings to "CLASSIC"!

    On my way home last night some kids ran out in front of my car.






















    Hitting the brakes I yelled, "Fucking Kids" and the radio started playing Michael Jackson :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Sound
    Sound Posts: 579
    lol
    It was a dream, not a nightmare. A beautiful dream I could never imagined in a thousand nods. I saw this girl next to me, she wasn't beautiful until she smiled. And I felt that smile come at me in heat waves following. Soaking through my body and out my finger tips in shafts of color. And I knew somewhere in the world, somewhere, that there was love for me.

    Jim Carrol
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other
    stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

    I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
    but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

    And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

    What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
    is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

    At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I
    hear another question. "Can I come over?"

    Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
    just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

    Then I hear the guy say nervously...

    "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
    stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"







    TTFN
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReign
    CranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom

    Hangin' out in the men's lav, eh? My kinda girl!
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  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Nothing beats the scent of urine and cheap after shave!

    I come for the view. I stay for the little black comb in the jar that floats in that bluish green liquid - fascinating! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Sounds like you've going to one of the more upmarket establishments....:D
  • BhagavadGita
    BhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    I got a new car stereo the other day and it has voice activation software installed into it!

    If you yell out Rock, it switches the settings to "ROCK"!

    If you yell out Classic, it switches the settings to "CLASSIC"!

    On my way home last night some kids ran out in front of my car.






















    Hitting the brakes I yelled, "Fucking Kids" and the radio started playing Michael Jackson :D

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