Speaking of Drunk...
EvilToasterElf
Posts: 1,119
The Creature from the Beer Lagoon
After the third Sam Adams
I had to take a piss in
a cold white bathroom.
I stared down at my hairy
knuckles, thinking “I’m
a fucking werewolf stuck
in a moonless night.”
Some thug won’t need a silver
bullet to stop me, a Louisville
slugger would do the trick. My
bar tab rose with my BAC to
the point where I could breathe fire,
a nice trick to flag down a cab
that I couldn’t pay for.
So I stumbled for ten minutes
to get home instead, and the
echoes of my own steps fed my
beer induced paranoia of some
shadowy assailant, but at least
I had my salvation army clothes
on. Maybe he’d believe I had no
money for him
After the third Sam Adams
I had to take a piss in
a cold white bathroom.
I stared down at my hairy
knuckles, thinking “I’m
a fucking werewolf stuck
in a moonless night.”
Some thug won’t need a silver
bullet to stop me, a Louisville
slugger would do the trick. My
bar tab rose with my BAC to
the point where I could breathe fire,
a nice trick to flag down a cab
that I couldn’t pay for.
So I stumbled for ten minutes
to get home instead, and the
echoes of my own steps fed my
beer induced paranoia of some
shadowy assailant, but at least
I had my salvation army clothes
on. Maybe he’d believe I had no
money for him
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Comments
tough and w/a strong sarcasm..
some NOT so ordinary shits..
~~its better to be hated for who you are than be loved for who you are not~~
F.ZAPPA
but I didn't remember it so good meself
fun
phishgod