Bu$hleaguer...or something along those lines
EvilToasterElf
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For all the politicos
In 2000 we had a choice
unlike many others
should we take the simple son
of a simple father
Should the voters read the papers
and vent frustrations they had
that some retired old couples
popped out pregnant chads
So the world let out a yee-haw
when the Texan came to town
tree huggers all blamed down syndrome
and hoped Cheney would thaw
Some scientists were thinking
That Global warming’s back
But W. assured them
Sunoco was working on that
One day there was a tragedy
The White House was in a fix
An assassination foiled
for Bachman’s pretzel stix
To combat this wave of salted terror
“We’ll use strategery”
The plan to was mighty clever
Blame everyone across the sea
Chester Cheetah, a Wise owl, and Pringled veteran
the evilest triad ever seen
We tracked them to a lawless land
of hemp smoking munchies
Where the banner of Uncle Sam
Would smite the smiling Bhudda
And soon the Taliban
Would pay for salted crunchies
After the war had started
Snack prices rose without bound
And Pringle guzzler’s made a fuss
The market hit the ground
But how to fix the problem
Find the leader of the bunch
We would have to bargain
To capture Captain Crunch
So we asked the Pakistani’s
And they would help us out
But the land was sandy
And Dubya began to pout
We couldn’t find the Captain
We needed someone else
Is there any other evil
Who was still down and out
So when in doubt ask daddy
He knew what to do
And he was really popular
When attacking Iraq too
Can I just go invade him
“No”, the senior said
Just say he’s got the bomb now
And put this guy to bed
So the evil menace
Is now Saddam Hussein
The search for what’s his name
Had clearly been in vain
It would not be easy
Because France had seen no crime
But with the French as allies
It’s just a matter of time
In 2000 we had a choice
unlike many others
should we take the simple son
of a simple father
Should the voters read the papers
and vent frustrations they had
that some retired old couples
popped out pregnant chads
So the world let out a yee-haw
when the Texan came to town
tree huggers all blamed down syndrome
and hoped Cheney would thaw
Some scientists were thinking
That Global warming’s back
But W. assured them
Sunoco was working on that
One day there was a tragedy
The White House was in a fix
An assassination foiled
for Bachman’s pretzel stix
To combat this wave of salted terror
“We’ll use strategery”
The plan to was mighty clever
Blame everyone across the sea
Chester Cheetah, a Wise owl, and Pringled veteran
the evilest triad ever seen
We tracked them to a lawless land
of hemp smoking munchies
Where the banner of Uncle Sam
Would smite the smiling Bhudda
And soon the Taliban
Would pay for salted crunchies
After the war had started
Snack prices rose without bound
And Pringle guzzler’s made a fuss
The market hit the ground
But how to fix the problem
Find the leader of the bunch
We would have to bargain
To capture Captain Crunch
So we asked the Pakistani’s
And they would help us out
But the land was sandy
And Dubya began to pout
We couldn’t find the Captain
We needed someone else
Is there any other evil
Who was still down and out
So when in doubt ask daddy
He knew what to do
And he was really popular
When attacking Iraq too
Can I just go invade him
“No”, the senior said
Just say he’s got the bomb now
And put this guy to bed
So the evil menace
Is now Saddam Hussein
The search for what’s his name
Had clearly been in vain
It would not be easy
Because France had seen no crime
But with the French as allies
It’s just a matter of time
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