Ummm.......
EvilToasterElf
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I enjoyed this conversation so much I wanted to try and turn it into some free verse, tell me how you think it worked out
I stared at the toilet
after dropping a bomb
for over 40 minutes
It was mesmerizing
I remember eating at least a third
of what came out
but the rest could be anything
Such simple pleasures as
crapping on Acid
child birth on acid?
watching a living creature
wander out of your crotch
god bless the penis
well we rule the world so I guess he did
what if spiders ruled the world?
it would be scary
If the sun was manned by heat resistant robots
they could be watching us while we masturbate
Speaking of masturbating robots,
my housemate engineered a walking alarm clock,
and it walks from room to room
masturbating orange juice
on people's faces in the morning
His other plan, bat with a nail in it bot, didn't go over as well –
as the OrangebatorAlarmo 3000
Hey how hot is your mom?
can we melt her down and use
some of her parts to make a supermom?
we're talking flight and lasers here, no kids stuff,
and she can milk half of the african continent with a single breast
If Hillary Clinton divorced bill and married Arnold Schwarzenegger
and she ran for president under the platform
of uberdike bodybuilding and raging foreign policy
against nations full of skinny people
like Asia,
you think they'd win?
Total electoral sweep, Texas to Tokyo
they make pencil sharpeners in the shape of Al Rokers mouth
and it comes with pencils shaped like ice cream cones
I accidentally went to a gay porn site
and I looked around for a whole afternoon
What does that mean?
I mean it wasn't like I watched the videos,
I just looked at the pictures
well a couple videos, but not long ones
It's like I was saying to this stray cat
when I broke it's leg with my car,
I just stood over it yelling at it for a while,
It made me feel good you know,
because I hate cats,
and that one was clearly in pain,
so I kicked it really hard in the head.
Anyway, I think the weather is on the upswing
I'm pretty sure the cat froze to death last night too
I stared at the toilet
after dropping a bomb
for over 40 minutes
It was mesmerizing
I remember eating at least a third
of what came out
but the rest could be anything
Such simple pleasures as
crapping on Acid
child birth on acid?
watching a living creature
wander out of your crotch
god bless the penis
well we rule the world so I guess he did
what if spiders ruled the world?
it would be scary
If the sun was manned by heat resistant robots
they could be watching us while we masturbate
Speaking of masturbating robots,
my housemate engineered a walking alarm clock,
and it walks from room to room
masturbating orange juice
on people's faces in the morning
His other plan, bat with a nail in it bot, didn't go over as well –
as the OrangebatorAlarmo 3000
Hey how hot is your mom?
can we melt her down and use
some of her parts to make a supermom?
we're talking flight and lasers here, no kids stuff,
and she can milk half of the african continent with a single breast
If Hillary Clinton divorced bill and married Arnold Schwarzenegger
and she ran for president under the platform
of uberdike bodybuilding and raging foreign policy
against nations full of skinny people
like Asia,
you think they'd win?
Total electoral sweep, Texas to Tokyo
they make pencil sharpeners in the shape of Al Rokers mouth
and it comes with pencils shaped like ice cream cones
I accidentally went to a gay porn site
and I looked around for a whole afternoon
What does that mean?
I mean it wasn't like I watched the videos,
I just looked at the pictures
well a couple videos, but not long ones
It's like I was saying to this stray cat
when I broke it's leg with my car,
I just stood over it yelling at it for a while,
It made me feel good you know,
because I hate cats,
and that one was clearly in pain,
so I kicked it really hard in the head.
Anyway, I think the weather is on the upswing
I'm pretty sure the cat froze to death last night too
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funny...
(in a way, you know... cold and detached in another...)