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Book 'em Danno

FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
edited January 2004 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Okay, it starts like this.....

fast wah-wah geetar in E...a minor pentatonic....


ker- THWAKKADAH- THWAAKADAHH-thawakkadahh....

et cetera....


then, a telephone voice:

McGARRETT: ....McGarrett...
McGarett Five-O...
Calling Dispatch....
Calling HPD....
Calling All Cars...
Kono....
Chin Ho....?
Kemo.....?
Come in, Danno.....!!!!
WHERE'S DANNO????


(then the vocals, at half-speed, like Pinky and Perky)


Aftah years ah'm back in circulah-shion
An' these days I've ah river in muh view
Uh guess you fantasise duh retribu-shion ....
Wo Fat!... you wage; "When uh git back tuh YOU!...."
...Well, if youh like to see me at mah brightest
Then meet me at duh bridge where all kin see
Uh got sum friendes dat won't hurt yooz the slightest
But they'll conduct their duties
jus' for me....


(CHORUS)
Ah'll say
BOOK 'EM, DANNO
POETRY-MURDAH ONE....
you'll seee dah stake-out,
then yoo'll know yerr done.....


Dat's right: ah jus' been waitin' wid muh homework
Ah've bin puttin all de info intah shape
An' now ah say ah trapped yew intah deadlock (Gid work, Kono)
Coz, now, Wo Fat, frim truth yah kant escape...
Yah, yew ran a very clever opera-shion
An' gavvuz many detours on der way
We waz dafe frim idle observa-shion
but we had a helicopter near duh sea...

Ah said
BOOK' EM DANNO
POETRY MURDAH-ONE
WE TRACED DUH LINE
TO YUH SUBMARINE IN DUH SUN


(Country and western bit in A major)

Am uh sulf-righteous?
Am uh sulf-righteous?
Am uh sulf-righteous?
POW!!!
Fuh Good...

GOOD!!!


(Back to E minor pentatonic RAWK. McCready on guitar, going as apeshit-bluesy as he likes)

TANNOY:

POLICE SIREN WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH


McGARRETT: No track marks, huh?
So, where'd yah take it?
Between dah toes?
Backs ah dah knees?

backs ah da knees, huh?
OK - Book 'em, Danno,
Take ' em dahnnnnnn.....



(Nice lil' modula-shion back to country bit in A)

SIREN.......WHOOOOOO....

(Siren sings, Tim Buckley backup)
Am uh silf righteis?
Am uh silf righteis?
Am uh silf righteis?
Pow, for gidd gidd gidddd.....




(BLUES FAST SHARP NINTH FUNK FASTFASTFAST!!!!)

McGARRETT: Thankyuh Danno
Yiz auh gid cop
Uh'll see duh govnuh commends yuh for dis...
Yuh own office
in duh imperial palace
Yuh own room
Dannuh....



Ba-ba-ba-ba- BAH-BAHHHH

ba-ba ba- bah - BAHHHHHHHHH

ba-ba-ba-ba- BAH- BUHHHHHHHHH

ba-ba-ba- BUHHHHHHHHHHHHH..........

(Fade out 'n' nevuh endin' McCready solo in bluesy E-uh.......)
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Comments

  • california girlcalifornia girl Posts: 70
    you are so fucking cute!

    how delightfully full of energy!

    i can practically see you playing.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    How'd you do dem italics?
    How'd you do dem Bolds?

    Damn... ah'm s'posed to be gettin' up soon....
  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    mudah one two three
    you want something to see?
    i see a double oh seven getting down with me
    and we got FPC
    he's da mad MC
    fucking fond over da pond
    you know it just like me











    fuck dat yo
    we outta here
    It's all yellow.


  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    yo click on the UBL thingy in your profile
    there's

    INSTRUCTIONS
    It's all yellow.


  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Datta profile sheetah take-ah lottah fuuuu -kinah reedin' like-ah, attah half-four innda mornin' yaaknoww -ah?
  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    ain't no mutha fucking lie neither...

    i'll type it out, ignore the asterisks, i have to use them or the resulting effect will show and not the code...

    *[color*=yellow*] type yo shit in here *[/*color]


    and where i wrote yellow? you can write

    [*b] and [*/b] to close it

    or italics or whatever...

    i don't have all the rules down, but they're in there
    It's all yellow.


  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    Using Different Colors, and Fonts

    You can alter the color and font of text using the following tags:

    [*color=blue]some text[/color*] produces some text (colored blue)
    [font=*courier]some text[/*font] produces some text (using courier font)
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    [*color=purple][u*][*b]Wow there's lots of formatting here![/b][/u][/color]

    This example produces this:

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    It's all yellow.


  • california girlcalifornia girl Posts: 70
    Originally posted by FinsburyParkCarrots
    Okay, it starts like this.....


    Am uh sulf-righteous?
    Am uh sulf-righteous?
    Am uh sulf-righteous?
    POW!!!
    Fuh Good...

    GOOD!!!...........

    (BLUES FAST SHARP NINTH FUNK FASTFASTFAST!!!!)

    McGARRETT: Thankyuh Danno
    Yiz auh gid cop
    Uh'll see duh govnuh commends yuh for dis...
    Yuh own office
    in duh imperial palace
    Yuh own room
    Dannuh....


    Ba-ba-ba-ba- BAH-BAHHHH

    ba-ba ba- bah - BAHHHHHHHHH

    ba-ba-ba-ba- BAH- BUHHHHHHHHH

    ba-ba-ba- BUHHHHHHHHHHHHH..........

    (Fade out 'n' nevuh endin' McCready solo in bluesy E-uh.......)

    i'm LOVIN it!!!
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Holy God.....

    It all seems so different a day later.....
  • dyaogirldyaogirl Posts: 138
    LOL

    God, I love to laugh. I can hear it. I can see it.

    LOL
    '..... Ah! A perfect illustration of the poststructuralist paradox. Does the signifier "Merlot" correspond with the 'truth' of the bottle I polished off last night, or do we hold in our thoughts a different "signified" of bottle-of-Merlot-ness? Perhaps we're dreaming of the same bottle!" -FinsburyParkCarrots

  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    I shall play "Angel" and imagine you astrally travelling over the Atlantic to a special performance! Tap on the window...I'll let you in.....
  • dyaogirldyaogirl Posts: 138
    :)
    In synchronistic harmony
    I'll dance across the
    Freshwater blue cascades
    As you play
    Lured by the beauty
    Humming with sweet vibrations
    I'll tap twice....
    '..... Ah! A perfect illustration of the poststructuralist paradox. Does the signifier "Merlot" correspond with the 'truth' of the bottle I polished off last night, or do we hold in our thoughts a different "signified" of bottle-of-Merlot-ness? Perhaps we're dreaming of the same bottle!" -FinsburyParkCarrots

  • cassiacassia Posts: 277
    beachbury boys
    astraljammin'
    hawaii 5-O
    kamikaze
    cosmopolitan

    cranberry blue
    surprise
    undercover
    angel--book em dyao
  • cassiacassia Posts: 277
    "Paradox paves the way for love."--john micheal talbot
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    .....meta-talkin'

    but
    ah
    get
    de
    crazy
    feelin'
    dat
    ah'm
    gonna
    be
    fallin'
    in
    lurve.......
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    (aw, now ah gone all a-blushin')
  • dyaogirldyaogirl Posts: 138
    Originally posted by FinsburyParkCarrots
    (aw, now ah gone all a-blushin')


    :) I think that was my line.
    '..... Ah! A perfect illustration of the poststructuralist paradox. Does the signifier "Merlot" correspond with the 'truth' of the bottle I polished off last night, or do we hold in our thoughts a different "signified" of bottle-of-Merlot-ness? Perhaps we're dreaming of the same bottle!" -FinsburyParkCarrots

  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    We botha gone a-blushin'....

    transatlantic blush....

    we're a pair of blushing beacons in a sea of excitation
  • cassiacassia Posts: 277
    jibberjabber soliliquations, captain. i'm kinetically stirred to rumble unxiously toward a facilitating oscillation. Euphoric quiverings seem to be blurring my vision. I must be beamed at once/BEAMING....then, re-waxes into Skolar mode (for an extended nanasecond of nothing-in-particularness):

    LINGUINE AMARETTO CON COLORI (BELLEZA CONFUSIADAS)

    Linguistic phenomena is completely fascinating–how sound moves into symbol. This utterance meant to convey a concrete object, a feeling, in real objects: words.

    Frustration and misunderstandings result because it is impossible to share (precisely) direct experience. Then, even if we could do that, the other person has many life associations that would COLOR her perceptions differently. Remember the futility of Dostoevski’s ridiculous man
    trying to explain what he’d seen.

    Poetry can play with abstracts in such a way as to release the chemicals of beauty...and recreate a type of experience....

    But I think the answer to refreshing the old forms, taking the cliches....and just getting hyperspecific....(more color, smile) so that

    In Minute Observation...observvaashun...we might describe...

    Through intuition. Channeling the collective. Til we all remember (something). I believe in telepathic possibilites...recall the other day when the computer system glitched and you jested about trying to send out your Tagorian reply... :)

    think of the marvel of telephones, of this computer internetting, microchips and such getting smaller and smaller. In the minute details...

    Our minds traveling out, ......yes, like astral perhaps, entering some “space” where we have
    immediate access....more love/more becoming “one”–of one mind. One psychic-soul language transcending barriers, transcending even physical experience

    a zone of archetypes, face to face, an explanation, a grace---bliss.
    *****

    Ahhh~

    I’m so almost there, smiles. And giggles, as this girl thinks of talking...telepathically..with the animals Xena beast mistressy like, ha Liza Doolittle meets Dr. Doolittle and they’re rain in Spaining with dolphins and chimpanzees and we're most Zenish when we Do-Little.
    Vast interior chuckles, oh and LOVE

    Meanwhile...back at the Academy of Macadamy, frau aloha luaus in the laboratory....whee/
    exploring morpheming relishments of extensual pseudo-structural complexities of Whirreds.

    Wielding, weirdly, wildly, well-woven wonderments of whale-sized Walliterations.
    Someone stop them, they’re mad I tell you. Mad...

    Squigglacious///
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Dass real pruddy cass

    anywiz, um spozed tb workin

    ah git back to work

    ("Gid work, Chin Ho")
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