When the gas escapes from the onion
FinsburyParkCarrots
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....do you still double-check your taps?
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what's a tap?
I meant the stove....
It happened last night. I'd had a bit too much wine and I went downstairs to get an onion sandwich. As I was cutting the onion I could smell gas and thought there was a leak. It got me thinking that that could be a very all-encompassing trippy metaphor for something, but I can't remember what, now....
Anyway, back to work for me....I'm reading all about parchment. Riveting stuff. Er, not.
Gonna script me some books
Gonna script me some books
Recondite uterine vellum
An' ah'm not gonna sell um
Neeeeearrrrrgh!!!!!!!
Cos it's 1385
It makes me feel so alive
Cos I haven't got the plague
But mah writer's cramp do ache...
uh-huh...
Gonna sit in mah cloister
Scribin' bibles and rosters
In mah cloak an' mah sandals
An' mah ale mug wid handles
Let me stand next to yuh friar...
Come on baby, write like friars....
i've discovered the meaning of life
high on a whippit
and lost it
poof
just like that
but i know i know in there somewhere
and that's half the battle
they say
i fear we humans deny our connected state far more than we should...
the meaning of the universe never came to me in a dream... only weird and fear-bound things come where there is no real mutiny...
the meaning???
bang big and expand
Let's have a positivity fest.
i'll bring the butter if cranmal will bring his feet
we can all eat
drink
be
and be merry
I awake to the whisper soft secret of the universe in its genuine simplicity, holding its truth and beauty in my heart, understanding my mind and thoughts are the elemental part of its composition. And I am happy.
don't ever call me merry again.
and fins... nice work on the 14th century scribe diving into pre Doors terminology.
come on baby write like friars. laughed my ass off.
and if she's bringin butter, I'll bring the jam. the honey too sticky, the potato, the yam, carrots is apparently here, and would you believe that's grammatically correct? man, if she's bringin butter, jam, quite erect.
dear holy mutha and hollowed be thy tart.
a trousers
a scissors
a shambles
a bollocks
were grammatically correct......
some people
see, I have always been of the opinion that the American dialect is just that: a dialect... it is a bastardization of the modern English language OR, to put it in a different twist, it IS the modern English language. LOL
but of course a scissors is grammatically correct. A shambles? MY ROOM IS A SHAMBLES. Seriously. LOL nice.
and MOTH is pretty darn good but Strangest Tribe is better.
I was pleased to see that a few people remained in the theater to hear the newest from our now Indie faves Pearl Jam.
Largest Indie band, most successful Indie band ever. now THAT's irony.
Because of you I am more happy than I could know.