You can tell he was a spy

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  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    I ran out, but was still curious enough to want to see what would happen next. So I hid in the doorway across the street to watch whatever went down.
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  • dyaogirl
    dyaogirl Posts: 138
    Jocelyn nervously started braiding her armpit hair.
    '..... Ah! A perfect illustration of the poststructuralist paradox. Does the signifier "Merlot" correspond with the 'truth' of the bottle I polished off last night, or do we hold in our thoughts a different "signified" of bottle-of-Merlot-ness? Perhaps we're dreaming of the same bottle!" -FinsburyParkCarrots

  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    But just then at that moment, who walked in only ... you guessed it... THEM.
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    dyaogirl wrote:
    Jocelyn nervously started braiding her armpit hair.

    How long is that girl's hair?!! :p

    {This is not part of the story, it's just an aside!}
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  • Nast
    Nast Posts: 127
    The footclan... dun dun dun.
    The king of run on sentences...
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Maximllion Spunkenheimer IV and his protege, Mary Ann Traylor-Parkes rolled past amid a clatter of chattering splatters of champagne and evening news late edition flashbulbs.
  • ISN
    ISN Posts: 1,700
    they went straight for the beaded curtains which separate the cellar from the rest of the bar, and as they walked, some people surreptitously finished their drinks and left.....
    ....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
  • ISN
    ISN Posts: 1,700
    (trailer parks - hehehehehe)
    ....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    From across the street, I saw the basement light shine through a greasy, cloudy window no higher than the ankles of the people scurrying away.
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    But as for him, you could tell he was a spy because he wasn't interested.
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    Even when the noise from the brawl rang out, he didn't move. He just puffed on his cigarette and glanced at the ceiling. He was waiting to see who would come out alive.

    Then he'd know what to do. He was such a cool, smooth creature.
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    He always inspired multiple sentences in a one-sentence zone: like that time in the Bangkok opium den when he went in for a quick boogie and ended up sharing nuclear formulas with Multiple Mary.
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    (Well, she couldn't help all the extra words....sometimes when she was excited, they just tumbled out almost faster than she could say them!)
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  • ISN
    ISN Posts: 1,700
    who was a hermaphrodite with eight fingers on each hand, but who had a kind heart, and a near perfect understanding of five asian pidgins....
    ....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
  • jamjam
    jamjam Posts: 491
    even so, he was just not interested, for you know he WAS a spy.
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    Maximillion and Mary Ann emerged from the basement victorious, but clearly shaken so the spy finally moved towards them...
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  • yerrey
    yerrey Posts: 183
    tempers flared as the lights went out
  • ISN
    ISN Posts: 1,700
    tapered flares as they sashayed towards the dance floor indicated that the disco hard-core customers were unimpressed by the disruption, and intended to dance all night to the commodores' covers which were the only things the drunken rock band could play, so an aide de disco tapered the flares of the candles which flickered mysteriously in shadowy niches - and then WHAM!!!!; a shout and general ruccus could be heard outside on the street.....
    ....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
  • ISN
    ISN Posts: 1,700
    as the spy was moving towards that diabolical couple, a limousine appeared from around the corner, which made the crowd scatter, and which made an unreadable expression cross the spy's impenetrable face.....
    ....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
  • steppenwolf
    steppenwolf Posts: 164
    damn, thought the spy, they might notice that i'm not a real musician, thank god for the distraction!

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