Ode To a Rest Room Latin Teacher

FinsburyParkCarrots
FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
edited May 2006 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
How might one parse
one's hairy arse
and so construe
a poo?

What first declension
buttock tension
might do
or not do?

Amo, amas
a massive one!
amatis and amat

A mat,
a massive matter, man
this Latin Teacher shat.





(Don't ban me for that. :D)
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  • DopeBeastie
    DopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    holy crap, lol....



    *shakes head*



    you said "poo"....


    :D
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    "and so construe
    a poo?"


    LOL!!!! :D:D
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • kike_gott
    kike_gott Posts: 63
    thanx for a good laugh!!! :))) oh, god...keep up the good job
  • olderman
    olderman Posts: 1,765
    Funny stuff Fins.. :D
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green

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