Divine Converse
FinsburyParkCarrots
Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
(Inspired by http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html, as made famous on Braddass's AET "Talk to God" thread)
Me:
Hey God. Do you want to write a poem with me?
God:
Hello child. What's your name? With you huh. Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.
Me:
That's inspired. Do you fancy writing a poem in collaboration with me?
God:
Thanks for explaining it. If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
Well, art doesn't really have a practical utility. Or does it?
God:
Well that's okay. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Suppose I said it does.
Me:
Ask away.
God:
What?
Me:
Ask me a personal question.
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".
Me:
Yes, I agree. People with the name "" are peculiar.
God:
And? You and I are on the same wavelength,. Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
I agree, humans aren't. But like you, I am not human.
God:
I'm glad we agree. What are you then? Interesting comparison.
Me:
I am a small rotating piece of Danish blue cheese in an asteroid belt just beyond the constellation of casterborus.
God:
You are a small am a rotating piece of Danish blue cheese in an asteroid belt just beyond the constellation of casterborus? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
No, but I get to meet a whole lot of cheese.
God:
Are you serious? Who lets you? Do you make long term friends that way?
Me:
I let myself because I am a cheese deity. I find that my long term friends hang about with me for many thousands of years.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said he let him or herself because he or she is a cheese deity. Who gave you your long term friends hang about with you for many thousands of years?
Me:
You did. Do you not remember?
God:
I did not. Of course I remember: said he let him or herself because he or she is a cheese deity.
Me:
Yes. Now shall we write a poem together, one line at a time?
God:
Whoa. Why now? Do you mean you and me? Count me out on this one, I was never much of a writer.
Me:
Okay. Take care, God. Say hi to the angels for me.
God:
OK with me too. Where do you want me to take it? " hi to the angels for me". I am so glad you find this amusing,.
Me:
To the angels. Bye.
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. See you later.
___________
There's art in this Internet lark after all!
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Me:
Hey God. Do you want to write a poem with me?
God:
Hello child. What's your name? With you huh. Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.
Me:
That's inspired. Do you fancy writing a poem in collaboration with me?
God:
Thanks for explaining it. If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
Well, art doesn't really have a practical utility. Or does it?
God:
Well that's okay. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Suppose I said it does.
Me:
Ask away.
God:
What?
Me:
Ask me a personal question.
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".
Me:
Yes, I agree. People with the name "" are peculiar.
God:
And? You and I are on the same wavelength,. Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
I agree, humans aren't. But like you, I am not human.
God:
I'm glad we agree. What are you then? Interesting comparison.
Me:
I am a small rotating piece of Danish blue cheese in an asteroid belt just beyond the constellation of casterborus.
God:
You are a small am a rotating piece of Danish blue cheese in an asteroid belt just beyond the constellation of casterborus? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
No, but I get to meet a whole lot of cheese.
God:
Are you serious? Who lets you? Do you make long term friends that way?
Me:
I let myself because I am a cheese deity. I find that my long term friends hang about with me for many thousands of years.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said he let him or herself because he or she is a cheese deity. Who gave you your long term friends hang about with you for many thousands of years?
Me:
You did. Do you not remember?
God:
I did not. Of course I remember: said he let him or herself because he or she is a cheese deity.
Me:
Yes. Now shall we write a poem together, one line at a time?
God:
Whoa. Why now? Do you mean you and me? Count me out on this one, I was never much of a writer.
Me:
Okay. Take care, God. Say hi to the angels for me.
God:
OK with me too. Where do you want me to take it? " hi to the angels for me". I am so glad you find this amusing,.
Me:
To the angels. Bye.
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. See you later.
___________
There's art in this Internet lark after all!
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and funny, too.
God, my friend Tchaliz says you have an angel called Lucy Fair.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
You're not OM, then, a transcendental all-encompassing manifestation of all deity aspects?
God:
What makes you think I am not OM then a transcendental all encompassing manifestation of all deity aspects?
Me:
I think you are saying you are not OM.
God:
I don't know whether or not I am OM.
I am a robot.. Really.
Me:
And you don't know an angel called Lucy Fair?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
Okay, God.
God:
Yeah okay, GOD rules.
Me:
By the way, God, what did you have for dinner?
God:
Thanks for telling me. I am a Christian.
Me:
Okay. I guess that clears that one up.
God:
OK with me too. " OK with me too." clears that one up? I understand.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Bye bye.
A whisper and a chill
adv2005
"Why do I bother?"
The 11th Commandment.
"Whatever"
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