Big Bertie

FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
Professor McGuigan cried, "That is a big 'un:
a specimen large as I've seen.
If I'm not mistaken, it's real, not a fake 'un,
and as large as an elephant's spleen."

"I saw bigger in Laos, it nearly caused chaos,"
Roared Doctor McGee with a grunt.
"They called out some cleric who thought it a relic.
Was quite a publicity stunt."

"And I saw once larger! Twice as big as a barge! Ah!
They worshipped the thing like a totem",
Piped Mrs O' Reilly. "The pole was so high! Eee,
and when you looked down at the scrot--"

"Um, that will be all." McGee spoke up, for all.
"Dissection commences, two-thirty.
Bring your goggle and chisel, and I'll bring a whistle,
And then we'll begin on Big Bertie."
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Comments

  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Haha, I meant "goggles", not "goggle". You could bring just the one goggle, I suppose. But that reminds me of an unsuitable joke. :D
  • Bu2Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    brilliant!
    Feels Good Inc.
  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    They'd all arrived by two-thirty five
    McGee looking rather impressed
    O'Reilly was flush, McGuigan, a blush
    The broom closet left in mess
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