Big Bertie

FinsburyParkCarrots

Professor McGuigan cried, "That is a big 'un:
a specimen large as I've seen.
If I'm not mistaken, it's real, not a fake 'un,
and as large as an elephant's spleen."

"I saw bigger in Laos, it nearly caused chaos,"
Roared Doctor McGee with a grunt.
"They called out some cleric who thought it a relic.
Was quite a publicity stunt."

"And I saw once larger! Twice as big as a barge! Ah!
They worshipped the thing like a totem",
Piped Mrs O' Reilly. "The pole was so high! Eee,
and when you looked down at the scrot--"

"Um, that will be all." McGee spoke up, for all.
"Dissection commences, two-thirty.
Bring your goggle and chisel, and I'll bring a whistle,
And then we'll begin on Big Bertie."

FinsburyParkCarrots

Haha, I meant "goggles", not "goggle". You could bring just the one goggle, I suppose. But that reminds me of an unsuitable joke.

Bu2

brilliant!

DopeBeastie

They'd all arrived by two-thirty five
McGee looking rather impressed
O'Reilly was flush, McGuigan, a blush
The broom closet left in mess