A Cautionary Tale

FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
Hector McMerrion
never stopped worryin'
when winds caught the end of his kilt.

He even tried pourin'
some sand in his sporran
and weighed it right down with more silt.

It would stop the wind blowin'
and stop the wind showin'
his meat and two veg at the front.

But he never considered,
come gale or come blizzard,
the back of the kilt. Stupid c - er, person.
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  • Nice one :D
  • oldermanolderman Posts: 1,765
    thanks for the chuckle fins :)
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    ditto olderman :)
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    Hector McMerrion
    never stopped worryin'
    when winds caught the end of his kilt.

    He even tried pourin'
    some sand in his sporran
    and weighed it right down with more silt.

    It would stop the wind blowin'
    and stop the wind showin'
    his meat and two veg at the front.

    But he never considered,
    come gale or come blizzard,
    the back of the kilt. Stupid c - er, person.
    very comio-tradgedy finns......nice....


    hope all is well at the bbc.
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
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