Tufnell Park

FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
edited April 2008 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Sing along:



Dear God, don’t make me play again in trendy Tufnell Park
Don’t make me play that gig up on the hill
Have me mugged by hoodies, and murdered after dark;
Fed to lions; any kind of kill
But please God, don’t you make me play where pretty people roam
Not to hear my sounds but to be seen
I hate their silks and satins, and their cappuccino foam.
What a pretty place it might have been.

Tell me, were you public school? Tell me, did you board?
Not see daddy one year to the next?
Tell how I know: because you think each shouted word
You make is like some fat and sacred text.
If you’d had a father, who stood by you as you grew
You’d learn a crucial lesson, from his wit.
You’re nothing in this life, and your lousy point of view
Means nothing in this rolling mound of shit.


Dear God, don’t make me play again in trendy Tufnell Park
Don’t make me play that gig up on the hill
Have me mugged by hoodies, and murdered after dark;
Fed to lions; any kind of kill
But please God, don’t you make me play where pretty people roam
Not to hear my sounds but to be seen
I hate their silks and satins, and their cappuccino foam.
What a pretty place it might have been.


Oh, damn your gastropub nights and pathetic little friends
Who chatter like the bones of long dead sharks.
Damn your conversations and your Paris fashion ends.
There’s more life down the road, entombed with Marx.
Damn your interruptions, and requests I tone it down
And play some background muzak to your prattle.
I’ll keep up my noise until the day you’re overthrown
By chortling up to a choking rattle.


Dear God, don’t make me play again in trendy Tufnell Park
Don’t make me play that gig up on the hill
Have me mugged by hoodies, and murdered after dark;
Fed to lions; any kind of kill
But please God, don’t you make me play where pretty people roam
Not to hear my sounds but to be seen
I hate their silks and satins, and their cappuccino foam.
What a pretty place it might have been.

Have me play some alley, where at least I might be stabbed
And live my life deliciously in dying.
Have me play a gutter, where the water’s dried and ebbed:
A skinny dog can join me in my sighing.
Have me play a road of ghosts, where Turpin stole at dark:
Have me play to gangster gun grips, tightening.
But please don’t make me play again in trendy Tufnell Park:
Can’t you strike the fucking place with lightning?
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Comments

  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    cool man! I have no idea what place youre talking about, but i dont think i want to visit :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Note: public school in the UK is not the same as public school in the US. Confusingly, it means private.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    cool man! I have no idea what place youre talking about, but i dont think i want to visit :D


    Then my work is done. :D
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Line eleven should be "Tell you how I know". But I only wrote the thing in about ten minutes, ten minutes ago. An outpourin', guv.
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    Is there a tune in your head that goes with this? :)
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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Disturbingly enough, right now it's the theme tune to Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em, but I'm sure I can come up with something different in the morning. ;)
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    :)
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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Dear God, don’t make me play again in trendy Tufnell Park
    Don’t make me play that gig up on the hill
    Have me mugged by hoodies, and murdered after dark;
    Fed to lions; any kind of kill
    But please God, don’t you make me play where pretty people roam
    Not to hear my sounds but to be seen
    I hate their silks and satins, and their cappuccino foam.
    What a pretty place it might have been.

    Tell me, were they public school? Tell me, did they board?
    Not see daddy one year to the next?
    Tell you how I know: because they think each shouted word
    They make is like some fat and sacred text.
    If they’d had a father, who stood by them as them grew
    They’d learn a crucial lesson, from his wit:
    We’re nothing in this life, and our lousy point of view
    Means nothing in this rolling mound of shit.


    Dear God, don’t make me play again in trendy Tufnell Park
    Don’t make me play that gig up on the hill
    Have me mugged by hoodies, and murdered after dark;
    Fed to lions; any kind of kill
    But please God, don’t you make me play where pretty people roam
    Not to hear my sounds but to be seen
    I hate their silks and satins, and their cappuccino foam.
    What a pretty place it might have been.


    Oh, damn their gastro nights and their pathetic little friends
    Who chatter like the bones of long dead sharks.
    Damn their conversations and their Paris fashion ends.
    There’s more life down the road, entombed with Marx.
    Damn their interruptions, and requests we tone it down
    And play some background muzak to their prattle.
    We’ll keep up my noise until the day they’re overthrown
    By chortling, into a choking rattle.


    Dear God, don’t make me play again in trendy Tufnell Park
    Don’t make me play that gig up on the hill
    Have me mugged by hoodies, and murdered after dark;
    Fed to lions; any kind of kill
    But please God, don’t you make me play where pretty people roam
    Not to hear my sounds but to be seen
    I hate their silks and satins, and their cappuccino foam.
    What a pretty place it might have been.

    Have me play some alley, where at least I might be stabbed
    And live my life deliciously in dying.
    Have me play a gutter, where the water’s dried and ebbed:
    A skinny dog can join me in my sighing.
    Have me play a road of ghosts, where Turpin stole at dark:
    Have me play to gangster gun grips, tightening.
    But please don’t make me play again in trendy Tufnell Park:
    Can’t you strike the fucking place with lightning?
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    So the gig at Tufnell Park went well then, did it?
    :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Well, it was all right, really, to be honest. I just don't like Tufnell Park, and felt like being mean. :D
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Well, as much as I don't care for wikipedia, I did learn this about T Park:

    The shabby genteel reputation of Tufnell Park made it a standard comic reference in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries.

    Shabby genteel...I like that.
    But it does sound a bit odd.
    Glad you had a good show. :)
    I learn something new everyday...Mr Pooter is from Tufnell Park. :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • burtschipsburtschips Posts: 734
    i never been to tuffnell park but like your thoughts on it. How are the shows going? i was going to try and make a london one sometime.
    Salut baloo
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