Don't call me Roger

PJfaninmainePJfaninmaine Posts: 216
edited August 2004 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Alright this is kinda messed up but I was pretty drunk one night and me and my friend made up new words to daughter.



Alone, Restless, Blow up doll in an otherwise empty room.
Young Boy, Vaseline, the center of his own attention.

Father, tries to rub one out-child doesn't understand it, but it kinda makes him proud.

The shades go down and he climbs into his bed, Says Goodnight and rubs his head.

Chorus: Dont call me Roger not fit to
The playboys read will remind me.
Dont call me Roger not fit to
The playboys read will remind me.

His face turns red, then he looks down
He will Rise and Fall.
If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental.
(Angelina Jolie)
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  • AmaterasuAmaterasu Posts: 317
    There's a madman around
    run him down
    to a dive bar
    in a west
    end town.
  • ehemmm that would be funny (great song by the way) if I were a man.
    If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental.
    (Angelina Jolie)
  • LOL
    If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental.
    (Angelina Jolie)
  • LOL! Indeed! :D

    Don't call me Roger not fit to
    The man goo covering my hands will remind me :p:D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • You made my day Glad someone has the same sick sense of humor I do . LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Love ya
    If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental.
    (Angelina Jolie)
  • Originally posted by PJfaninmaine
    You made my day Glad someone has the same sick sense of humor I do . LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Love ya

    Oh girl, you don't want to get me going! :D

    Now send this to ten thousand of your closest friends or your sex life will suck for the next 50 years! ;):p:D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • lmao !!!! dam we retarded! haha only way to be.
    my sex life is dam good, and gonna get better, hopefully the first week in september (wink wink) its a long story B.E. Ill fill you in sometime through email, not posting it here,,,,,,,,, now shhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell anyone, oh shit, i just did. haha.
    Oh my God I need some sleep!
    Glad to see ya girlfriend!
    Loves ya
    (smoochies)
    If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental.
    (Angelina Jolie)
  • Originally posted by PJfaninmaine
    Alright this is kinda messed up but I was pretty drunk one night and me and my friend made up new words to daughter.



    Alone, Restless, Blow up doll in an otherwise empty room.
    Young Boy, Vaseline, the center of his own attention.

    Father, tries to rub one out-child doesn't understand it, but it kinda makes him proud.

    The shades go down and he climbs into his bed, Says Goodnight and rubs his head.

    Chorus: Dont call me Roger not fit to
    The playboys read will remind me.
    Dont call me Roger not fit to
    The playboys read will remind me.






    His face turns red, then he looks down
    He will Rise and Fall.

    that was fucking halarious!!!
    i miss you already...


  • H, You are so fucken sick it's funny!

    God love you.

    pegmatiteman
    This is how I feel...
  • hehe. why thank you!
    loves ya pegman!
    If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental.
    (Angelina Jolie)
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