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For those turning 40

PJfaninmainePJfaninmaine Posts: 216
edited August 2004 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
I hear your turning forty
Could it be true?
Some say your sporty,
but you can't tie your shoe.

When it's time to relax
and make ammends
you'll take some exlax
and where depends.

If you want to visit Niagra
and take a long flight
you have to take viagra
to stay up all night.

I'm done with this little tale
I know your pretty sad
If your kidneys fail
You can always wear a pad!
If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental.
(Angelina Jolie)
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  • ISNISN Posts: 1,700
    hehehehehe....nastah.....
    ....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
  • PJfaninmainePJfaninmaine Posts: 216
    Alright i wrote this a long time ago to kind of shit on my brother.
    Now i have to say,,,,Im turning 40 in August. Dammit!
    Guess i have to realize that my friends are coming to my party
    Ben-Gay and Arthur Itis dam them.
    hehe
    If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental.
    (Angelina Jolie)
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    i'm 41 years old and i feel 32.
    i was born at the stroke of midnight under the sign of aquarius. i'm a little drunk right now. but i'm feeling alright. :)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • PJfaninmainePJfaninmaine Posts: 216
    catefrances wrote:
    i'm 41 years old and i feel 32.
    i was born at the stroke of midnight under the sign of aquarius. i'm a little drunk right now. but i'm feeling alright. :)


    well i dont feel a day of 29. always young at heart :)
    I was born under the sign virgo ( which might explain my pigheaded stubborness), but my best friend is an aquarius. gotta love the water!
    If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental.
    (Angelina Jolie)
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    PJfaninmaine wrote:
    well i dont feel a day of 29. always young at heart :)
    I was born under the sign virgo ( which might explain my pigheaded stubborness), but my best friend is an aquarius. gotta love the water!

    yeah well i'm slightly drunk and i can't even remember when i was 29.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
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