:(

Ali

I am a Candidate for death
I am a Candidate for suicide
I am a Candidate for President
yet
I am not willing to succumb
I am not willing to die
I am not willing to resign.

---

If death cleanses sin,
I will never gain perfection here on Earth.

Ali

The first is what I call.....
"THE BIPOLAR BLUES"


The second...a fact.

grooveamatic

some stunning statements ali....quite powerful.

Being Enlightened

Silly girl, death is for the dying and perfection for the perfectionists!

I hope you cheer up soon!

Here's a little funny you've probably seen before but someone sent it to me again today and it still makes me giggle! Hope it makes you !


>Honey Flavoured Life Savers

>

>A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first

>graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave the children lifesavers

>and asked them what they tasted like.

>The children began to say:

>

>Red............cherry,

>Yellow.........lemon,

>Green..........lime,

>Orange.........orange

>

>Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.

>After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify

>the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your

>mother may sometimes call your father."

>

>One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and

>yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"

Ali

grooveamatic wrote:

some stunning statements ali....quite powerful.

Why thank you Groove...now if people could just remember them...i'd be a household name.




Oh wait.

I already am.

grooveamatic

You're a name in my household, anyway.

Ali

Being Enlightened wrote:

Silly girl, death is for the dying and perfection for the perfectionists!

I hope you cheer up soon!

Here's a little funny you've probably seen before but someone sent it to me again today and it still makes me giggle! Hope it makes you !


>Honey Flavoured Life Savers

>

>A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first

>graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave the children lifesavers

>and asked them what they tasted like.

>The children began to say:

>

>Red............cherry,

>Yellow.........lemon,

>Green..........lime,

>Orange.........orange

>

>Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.

>After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify

>the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your

>mother may sometimes call your father."

>

>One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and

>yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"

Cute B.E>!

But trust me....I'm not down in the dumps.....just venting.
I AM A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL!!!!!!!:)

lOVE TO YOU ALWAYS.....:)
ALLISON

Ali

grooveamatic wrote:

You're a name in my household, anyway.

I could write something really funny.....:)
why not...
heres my one liner....

GROOVE:"....in my household anyway"
ALI:"....hopefully not just in the bedroom."



How'd I do?:)

Ali

Now do you see why I'm so humerous?
I'm such a comedy actress too...Its sickening.....

grooveamatic

But you're so fun to have around....:)

Ali

Thanks Groove...so are you.Thank you for bringing out my creative side...I THANK YOU.


I GOtta go.Father- the- wildabeast is home.I must beat him down with a rather large club now.

I'll talk to you later....

Call me...we'll do lunch.

grooveamatic

Ali wrote:

Thanks Groove...so are you.Thank you for bringing out my creative side...I THANK YOU.


I GOtta go.Father- the- wildabeast is home.I must beat him down with a rather large club now.

I'll talk to you later....

Call me...we'll do lunch.

it's very funny how we both just said the same things on different threads.

i'm working overnights this week so won't be around on the board or at home after around 8....i'll call you sometime after saturday dear!