3 Short New Years Jokes by ali
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a JOKE FOR ANYONE WHO'S HUNGRY
Two pickles..who are dating....walk into a delicatessen.The one pickle puts the other pickle on top of a plate with a pastrami sandwich and starts screaming..."Bite me!"So the customer bites into the pickle.The male pickle looks at the female pickle and says..."I GUESS TOMORROW IT'S CHINESE..."
a JOKE FOR PJ FANS WITH BABIES...(eDDIE vEDDER)
Two babies are sitting in their highchairs waiting for dinner.Pearl Jam music is playing in the background.The boy baby starts dancing in his chair and falls
to the ground,gets a nosebleed.The girl baby is just rocking away in her highchair. The boy baby says..."COME DOWN AND JOIN ME...THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM TO DANCE"The girl baby says from the highchair,'NAH..I KINDA LIKE THE NOSEBLEEDS".
(tHAT ONE PARALLELS MY pj SEATING LIFE-STORY)
ONE FOR THE ADULTS WHO GOT A SICK SENSE OF HUMOR
Two Christmas tree balls are hanging around side by side,after Christmas.
The boy ball looks at the girl ball and says..."WANNA SEE MY PACKAGE?"
Two pickles..who are dating....walk into a delicatessen.The one pickle puts the other pickle on top of a plate with a pastrami sandwich and starts screaming..."Bite me!"So the customer bites into the pickle.The male pickle looks at the female pickle and says..."I GUESS TOMORROW IT'S CHINESE..."
a JOKE FOR PJ FANS WITH BABIES...(eDDIE vEDDER)
Two babies are sitting in their highchairs waiting for dinner.Pearl Jam music is playing in the background.The boy baby starts dancing in his chair and falls
to the ground,gets a nosebleed.The girl baby is just rocking away in her highchair. The boy baby says..."COME DOWN AND JOIN ME...THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM TO DANCE"The girl baby says from the highchair,'NAH..I KINDA LIKE THE NOSEBLEEDS".
(tHAT ONE PARALLELS MY pj SEATING LIFE-STORY)
ONE FOR THE ADULTS WHO GOT A SICK SENSE OF HUMOR
Two Christmas tree balls are hanging around side by side,after Christmas.
The boy ball looks at the girl ball and says..."WANNA SEE MY PACKAGE?"
A whisper and a thrill
A whisper and a chill
adv2005
"Why do I bother?"
The 11th Commandment.
"Whatever"
PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
A whisper and a chill
adv2005
"Why do I bother?"
The 11th Commandment.
"Whatever"
PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
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