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Ali

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ALI!
Ali:Spag? I need PETA..Dr.Ralph the vet must be lost...or..dead.Oh my.
Jen: Yes deer...bedtime yet?(YAWN)
Ali:Christmas shop tomorrow?YEA!AND...My stylists love me..and fund me.
jen:Who doesn't?
ali:Well.even the government does too...so...no one heeds!
Jen;On the horn.
Ali:Did someone say horny?
Ali;Ummm...
Rocker:Bite me.
AlI:Dr. Ralph dies tomorrow?NAnuq?
Nanuq:Woof.Trying to wake Jen back up so I can pee.Oh spags!WOOF!
AlI:Mozzarella for all the puppies!Puppy Power!
Nanuqs: Come home Dr. Ralph!Now what does everyone want for Christmas?
John and Vin:More women and dogs and cats and deer.
ALI:Dr.Ralph will be fine...and he'll buy you all treats and beer!
Nanuq:Ali...stop.
Ali:That was a joke Nooks...don't get all dry on me.
Nanuq:Gotcha.
Ali:Nooks!
Nooks:What?
Ali:Are you a light bulb?Doctors have puppies..you will too someday.
nooks: I know thank God for doctors,reconstructive surgury, and B-E-E-R!
Ali:I'm so glad I taught you how to spell.OH god!Some places wait seven days then put all the doggies to sleep.
(ALL WEEP HARD>)
Nooks:well..you know the rumors...
Ali;I knew you would be okay G.I. dog!
Nooks; I wuff you too bitch.
AlI;Hey!I'm legit!Don't use your doggie vocabulary with me.Now,Start spreadin the word on ALL matters and choose wisely...Your bark goes far right?
Nooks;Only right across the street babe.PS Take a look at the coat on that babe!
ALI and Jen: Nooks?TACT.!!!!!
Nooks:don't go all dry on me.
(Phone rings.)
ALI: Hello? oh ...DR. Ralph!WE were so worried about you in the snow!
You'll be here in a couple minutes?Great...see ya then.(Hangs up phone)
Guys Dr. Ralph will be over shortly...He's okay!
ALL CHEER!
Ali:Nooks?What are you doing?We have to get ready to see what Dr. Ralph brought us.
Nooks;I'm biting at jen now.
Ali;Why?What's she doing wrong?
Nooks:Sleeping and..
Ali:Why dont you pick up her toy and make her chase it.We could make a mint for once!
Nooks:Fort Knox.
ALi: I'm not being too nice.Is Pearl Jam on yet?Now go inside and get some H2O Nooks.
Nooks:what's H2O?
Ali:You regurgatating your drool.
Jen:i'm awake..the good doctor is coming around the corner as we speak..
JOHn and Vince:Presents for everyone!!!!!
ALL:Dr. Ralph!
Dr. Ralph:Ho -ho-Ho-!
(All opening presents)
John and vince: I got PearlJams greatest hits!
Rocker:I got a Pj T shirt!
Nooks: I got a gift certificate to get my abs massaged!
Jen:I got A Pearl Jam Poster!
Ali:I got Tickets to see PJ in Jersey this Summer!
Dr. Ralph:Well,now that everyone got what they wanted for Christmas...
there's one thing I forgot.
ALi;What's that dr.Ralph?
Dr. Ralph:The Beer.
ALi:That's okay Doc...if it's in the sleigh..consider it left for Santa.
(She kisses him)
ALL:Wooooooo!
Rocker;So what have we all learned from this?
John:Don't try and date Allison unless you're the Good Doctor .
Rocker:Pray and dream and love.PearlJam style.
Vince:Christmas is better than you think!
Jen:Racing is not life.
Dr. Ralph:Leave the beer in the sleigh more often.
Allison..I don't know..(Sigh)..I think I need to sit down.:)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!
le Fin