yOUTH BY ALLISON D. VIGH
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A couple of friends are sitting under a tree on a Spring Day in April.
They're drinking a bottle of wine.
june: I have to go to the bathroom, Mark.
mark: Go behind the tree...no one will see you.
JUNe: If you insist.
Mark: Here, Take a napkin, don't drip dry,...that's gross.
June:Thanks.(Pause)Theres something I want to talk to you about Mark.
Mark:Really?
June: I want to have sex with you.
Mark: HERE?NOW?
June; yes.
Mark: But were in a park?
June: Yea...I know.(Non-chalantly)
Mark: I can't do that.Public display of affection really trips me out.
JUne: Oh come on....we have a blanket.
Mark: Don't you ever think about protection jUne?
June: Only when I'm getting a suntan.
Mark:Seriously...!
June: I have condoms with me.
Mark:But what if someone walks by?
June: Ya know,,,It didn't seem to bother you when we did it on the
beach...in the public restrooms....or even on the boatdocks.....
Mark: This is different...there could be people around that could see us....
we're in a public Park!We shouldnt even be drinking this bottle of wine!
June: Do you want to know something?You only live once...and if i'm going to have to get through one more day of being out of work...having to live at home at my parents house at 31...having to be poor all the time...waiting around for jobs to call...with no spark of happiness in my life but the menial time I have to spend with you....I WANT TO HAVE SEX IN THIS PARK!FUCK MR. BUSH'S LAWS ON INDECENCY!EVERYBODY DOES IT!
Mark: But not everybody does it in a park!
June:Come on Marky-Mark....(She kisses him)
Mark: NO!
JUNe: Please? (She kisses him)
Mark: NO!
JUNe:Please? (she gropes him)
(He jumps on top of her and they throw the blanket over their heads and begin to have sex.)
Mark: Call me a pushover.
NARRATOR:
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY?LIFE IS SHORT....PLAY HARD.....JUST DONT FORGET...THE LAWS OF INDECENCY ARE NOT ONE TO BE MESSED WITH,
UNLESS YOURE MICHAEL JACKSON.
THE END
They're drinking a bottle of wine.
june: I have to go to the bathroom, Mark.
mark: Go behind the tree...no one will see you.
JUNe: If you insist.
Mark: Here, Take a napkin, don't drip dry,...that's gross.
June:Thanks.(Pause)Theres something I want to talk to you about Mark.
Mark:Really?
June: I want to have sex with you.
Mark: HERE?NOW?
June; yes.
Mark: But were in a park?
June: Yea...I know.(Non-chalantly)
Mark: I can't do that.Public display of affection really trips me out.
JUne: Oh come on....we have a blanket.
Mark: Don't you ever think about protection jUne?
June: Only when I'm getting a suntan.
Mark:Seriously...!
June: I have condoms with me.
Mark:But what if someone walks by?
June: Ya know,,,It didn't seem to bother you when we did it on the
beach...in the public restrooms....or even on the boatdocks.....
Mark: This is different...there could be people around that could see us....
we're in a public Park!We shouldnt even be drinking this bottle of wine!
June: Do you want to know something?You only live once...and if i'm going to have to get through one more day of being out of work...having to live at home at my parents house at 31...having to be poor all the time...waiting around for jobs to call...with no spark of happiness in my life but the menial time I have to spend with you....I WANT TO HAVE SEX IN THIS PARK!FUCK MR. BUSH'S LAWS ON INDECENCY!EVERYBODY DOES IT!
Mark: But not everybody does it in a park!
June:Come on Marky-Mark....(She kisses him)
Mark: NO!
JUNe: Please? (She kisses him)
Mark: NO!
JUNe:Please? (she gropes him)
(He jumps on top of her and they throw the blanket over their heads and begin to have sex.)
Mark: Call me a pushover.
NARRATOR:
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY?LIFE IS SHORT....PLAY HARD.....JUST DONT FORGET...THE LAWS OF INDECENCY ARE NOT ONE TO BE MESSED WITH,
UNLESS YOURE MICHAEL JACKSON.
THE END
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A whisper and a chill
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A whisper and a chill
adv2005
"Why do I bother?"
The 11th Commandment.
"Whatever"
PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
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wailing away for the sweet taste of nectar....;)
A whisper and a chill
adv2005
"Why do I bother?"
The 11th Commandment.
"Whatever"
PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?