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Ali
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FROM THE MOVIE 'Wait' WRITTEN BY aLLISON d. vIGH
Sherry:
There are so many things that I want to do that I havent ..ya know?
Like drop a T-Bone steak on the floor and put it back on the plate.The logic behind all this madness?
(Youre sick)
Oh..Come on!You"ve never thought of that?You've had this really bad day waitressing and this man comes in-sits at a dirty table.Great.Strike one.So you go up to him& start to ask him what he wants to drink-you say,"Hello sir-Can I get-"And he so rudely interrupts,"I know what I want already.T Bone-Medium Rare,with a salad,Blue Cheese Dressing.And make it fast-I'm in a hurry."
You're already in a pissy mood, mind you.So,you get his salad-and just as you're walking up to his table,you slip on a piece of Spaghetti and spill Blue Cheese Dressing all over his Armani suit.
"GODDAMN IT!"he screams.This was a $300 suit. I think your tip should cover dry-cleaning costs."
"I'm sorry," I say.
I felt like shit.That man made me feel so small.
Sherry:
There are so many things that I want to do that I havent ..ya know?
Like drop a T-Bone steak on the floor and put it back on the plate.The logic behind all this madness?
(Youre sick)
Oh..Come on!You"ve never thought of that?You've had this really bad day waitressing and this man comes in-sits at a dirty table.Great.Strike one.So you go up to him& start to ask him what he wants to drink-you say,"Hello sir-Can I get-"And he so rudely interrupts,"I know what I want already.T Bone-Medium Rare,with a salad,Blue Cheese Dressing.And make it fast-I'm in a hurry."
You're already in a pissy mood, mind you.So,you get his salad-and just as you're walking up to his table,you slip on a piece of Spaghetti and spill Blue Cheese Dressing all over his Armani suit.
"GODDAMN IT!"he screams.This was a $300 suit. I think your tip should cover dry-cleaning costs."
"I'm sorry," I say.
I felt like shit.That man made me feel so small.
A whisper and a thrill
A whisper and a chill
adv2005
"Why do I bother?"
The 11th Commandment.
"Whatever"
PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
A whisper and a chill
adv2005
"Why do I bother?"
The 11th Commandment.
"Whatever"
PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
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Putting on a movie takes alot of time and moolah.
A whisper and a chill
adv2005
"Why do I bother?"
The 11th Commandment.
"Whatever"
PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?