Some jokes for Children;) and adults:)and Eddie spaghetti
Ali
Posts: 2,621
What did the lightswitch say to the girl?
YOU TURN ME ON.
WHAT DID ONE WALL SAY TO THE OTHER?
I'll meet you at the corner.
WHAT DID THE BIG CHIMNEY SAY TO THE LITTLE CHIMNEY?
You're too young to smoke.
WHO CAN MARRY A LOT OF WIVES AND STILL BE SINGLE?
A priest.
WHAT IS THE BEST DAY TO GO TO THE BEACH?
Sunday.
WhAT SONG DOES A CAR RADIO PLAY?
A cartoon.
HOW DOES A BOAT SHOW AFFECTION?
It hugs the shore.
YOU TURN ME ON.
WHAT DID ONE WALL SAY TO THE OTHER?
I'll meet you at the corner.
WHAT DID THE BIG CHIMNEY SAY TO THE LITTLE CHIMNEY?
You're too young to smoke.
WHO CAN MARRY A LOT OF WIVES AND STILL BE SINGLE?
A priest.
WHAT IS THE BEST DAY TO GO TO THE BEACH?
Sunday.
WhAT SONG DOES A CAR RADIO PLAY?
A cartoon.
HOW DOES A BOAT SHOW AFFECTION?
It hugs the shore.
A whisper and a thrill
A whisper and a chill
adv2005
"Why do I bother?"
The 11th Commandment.
"Whatever"
PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
A whisper and a chill
adv2005
"Why do I bother?"
The 11th Commandment.
"Whatever"
PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
0