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The Gas Station Attendant(YOu gals'll dig this)

AliAli Posts: 2,621
edited July 2005 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Okay,well?
I had a great week.
I had three leads on jobs and I
FINALLY have an agent to represent me.
I have to dye my hair back to its' original color,
but what the hell.
Then,this happens to me.
I take my grandmother foodshopping
and I stop at the gas station.
THE HOTTEST GUY I'VE SEEN IN A LOOOONG TIME
pumps my gas and flirts with me.
Long blonde hair,face of an angel,
with the heart to match.
Well,
today,
I stop back there
and he opens the door for me.
I almost died.
Still-I don't know his name.
Still-I don't know if he has a girlfriend.
Still-I don't know.
I just don't know.
All I have to say,
is Eddie Vedder pumped gas,
and
Still-
I'm waiting.:)
A whisper and a thrill
A whisper and a chill
adv2005

"Why do I bother?"
The 11th Commandment.
"Whatever"

PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
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  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    What is it with gas station attendants anyway?:)
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • Bu$hleagueBu$hleague Posts: 78
    the only people i've seen hired to pump gas at a gas station have been smelly fat guys...
    "I'm like an opening band for the sun"
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    Bu$hleague wrote:
    the only people i've seen hired to pump gas at a gas station have been smelly fat guys...
    Not in my town .....or the pacific rim:)
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • grooveamaticgrooveamatic Posts: 1,374
    Ali wrote:
    Not in my town .....or the pacific rim:)

    That is some funny shit!!!

    I'd respond more but I must go to work....I'll hit the pit as soon as I get home....
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  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    grooveamatic wrote:
    That is some funny shit!!!

    I'd respond more but I must go to work....I'll hit the pit as soon as I get home....
    Oh...groove.I'm in love for the 80th time this week.What do I do?
    I'm thinking of buying two dollars worth of gas just to make it obvious.:)
    PS. Are you gas station attendant?:)
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    Ali wrote:
    Oh...groove.I'm in love for the 80th time this week.What do I do?
    I'm thinking of buying two dollars worth of gas just to make it obvious.:)
    PS. Are you gas station attendant?:)
    I was going for humor...I guess I acheived it.
    That Ed Ved line is the clincher.Hes such a doll.Married,but a doll;)
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • grooveamaticgrooveamatic Posts: 1,374
    The poem was funny, but what I was really laughing at was the 'pacific rim' comment...that was funny!

    The two dollars worth of gas thing might work....or you could just give him your phone #. If he calls, then that's a yes, eh?

    And no, I'm not a gas station attendant. :( But here in PA we almost always pump our own gas, so I do frequently pump gas. Does that count?
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  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    grooveamatic wrote:
    The poem was funny, but what I was really laughing at was the 'pacific rim' comment...that was funny!

    The two dollars worth of gas thing might work....or you could just give him your phone #. If he calls, then that's a yes, eh?

    And no, I'm not a gas station attendant. :( But here in PA we almost always pump our own gas, so I do frequently pump gas. Does that count?

    Well ya know groove...I'm a funny girl.
    But seriously...I like my men to chase me.WE'll see what happens when I go there for gas again.
    Ya goin to the philly show?
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
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