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A Letter To The "Loving" Senator

AliAli Posts: 2,621
edited August 2005 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
(Inspired by life)




Senator,why shant we dance?
1,2,3,4
1,2,3,4
GeT YoUr HaNd OfF My AsS!!!!!!
I have to regret to inform you,
Dear Senator,
That I will not be sleeping with you tonight.
I regret to inform you that I am resisting your advances,
And I will be calling your office-
To spread the news of your advances on me.
Your wife will find out
and
Your reputation will be ruined.

You aren't worth cleaning the slime off of a toilet bowl.
A whisper and a thrill
A whisper and a chill
adv2005

"Why do I bother?"
The 11th Commandment.
"Whatever"

PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
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  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    I felt as though this had to be written...for I feel Politics might not be so necessary in life...if we were all good people.Politicians are suppossed to be upright gentlemen.Well...welcome to my world,
    and my town.

    Thanks guys...for giving me the motivation to write this poem.
    Dont think everyone out there in positions of power are there to help.
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    I loved that. Senator whoever you are, get your hand off Ali's Ass. :)
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    Boy finns...was I pissed that night.
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I loved that. Senator whoever you are, get your hand off Ali's Ass. :)
    And at least I also write it comically so it doesnt offend TOO MANY.:)
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Ali wrote:
    Boy finns...was I pissed that night.

    *Googles said 'Loving Senator'*


    Cor, the scene that would cause in a hard core 'zine. ;)

    Good on ya, Ali.
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    *Googles said 'Loving Senator'*


    Cor, the scene that would cause in a hard core 'zine. ;)

    Good on ya, Ali.
    Finns my lover,...my life is like a soap opera.

    You should come visit.

    :)
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • EvilToasterElfEvilToasterElf Posts: 1,119
    I have a friend who works at a congressman's office, and he often comes home with stories of how funny it is to watch the representatives hit on the interns at the bars. I'm sorry you were on the wrong end of a senator's grope Ali. There are bad people in every profession, politics is one of the only realms where its expected.
  • Carrie BradshawCarrie Bradshaw Posts: 5
    damn.

    .....
    We had wonderful times... but terrible timing...
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    EvilToasterElf wrote:
    I have a friend who works at a congressman's office, and he often comes home with stories of how funny it is to watch the representatives hit on the interns at the bars. I'm sorry you were on the wrong end of a senator's grope Ali. There are bad people in every profession, politics is one of the only realms where its expected.
    True...EtE.
    It just seems like the slimeballs always seem to gravitate toward me when I'm running through Hell's kichen.
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    Carrie Bradshaw wrote:
    damn.

    .....


    tell me about it carrie.Kinda fits your signature:)
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    You should write a screenplay! You'd change names and locations of course, but you could get the dialogue and visual discourse close to life.
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    You should write a screenplay! You'd change names and locations of course, but you could get the dialogue and visual discourse close to life.
    Finns...I am SOOOOOOO burnt out.I sleep until 3pm.I go to bed at 2am.
    I already completed one play...working at the local YMCA,taking up with an acting coach, and trying to perform out.Not to mention writing here online and spending time with the family.
    BURNT!

    But thats a Hell of an idea.
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Ali wrote:
    Finns...I am SOOOOOOO burnt out.I sleep until 3pm.I go to bed at 2am.
    I already completed one play...working at the local YMCA,taking up with an acting coach, and trying to perform out.Not to mention writing here online and spending time with the family.
    BURNT!

    But thats a Hell of an idea.


    Plenty of time yet!
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Plenty of time yet!
    Yea...thank you.
    They did a movie in Hollywood with Burt Renyolds playing a sleazy senator.
    STRIPTEASE with demi Moore....maybe youve seen it.

    Mine would be over the edge though.2 hippie kids taking on a senator who wants to sleep with them then kill them!HOW FUNNY!
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    lol

    doesn't burt cover himself in baby oil? even fill his boots with the stuff? gawd, that was hilarious :)


    sorry for the woes, ali

    politician = slimeball

    didn't you know? ;)
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    1,2,3,4
    KNOCK HIS ASS RIGHT TO THE FLOOR! :D

    Ali, this was great! Right the fuck on! And I like Fins' idea--you should write a screenplay! :)

    And PN, *shivers at the thought of Burt covered in oil* Ewe! Greeeezy! :p
    And shoot, politicians have to be the greatest actors on the planet...gee, no wonder so many actors end up in office, huh?
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    I did knock his ass to the floor.I politely said...GO HOME TO YOUR WIFE.;)

    But Burt Renolds in oil aint too bad.
    I always had a crush on him in Cannonball Run.....:)



    POLITICIAN=CRACKHEAD
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
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