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the end of pearl jams life

AliAli Posts: 2,621
edited September 2006 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Mike will eventually tattoo his lips together,making him unable to eat for 90 days.
Jeff will die of his good looks and capable skateboarding prowess-while on the board with his flame of choice,she kiss him and make him fall into a stickerbush.
Stone will die from kindness,trying to rescue Charles Manson from the chair,
and accidentally flipping the switch on himself.
Matt will woo the women so much,that a crowd will bombard him and he'll be sat upon by allison vigh.
ED will die from shark attack somewhere in the anartic.

:D

bite me.
peace love and crabs,;)

LOving pasta face,
ali
A whisper and a thrill
A whisper and a chill
adv2005

"Why do I bother?"
The 11th Commandment.
"Whatever"

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  • JamalJamal Posts: 2,115
    hahahahahahahhahahaha
    //me strike :D
    Surf little waves big... Charge big waves hard

    - Antwerp '06, Nijmegen '07, Werchter '07
  • puddle in a muddlepuddle in a muddle Posts: 33
    Ali wrote:
    Mike will eventually tattoo his lips together,making him unable to eat for 90 days.
    Jeff will die of his good looks and capable skateboarding prowess-while on the board with his flame of choice,she kiss him and make him fall into a stickerbush.
    Stone will die from kindness,trying to rescue Charles Manson from the chair,
    and accidentally flipping the switch on himself.
    Matt will woo the women so much,that a crowd will bombard him and he'll be sat upon by allison vigh.
    ED will die from shark attack somewhere in the anartic.

    :D

    bite me.
    peace love and crabs,;)

    LOving pasta face,
    ali

    you got it all wrong ali

    cause if I see PJ again and Ed sings like he did in Bercy I'm gonna bum fuck him to death!*





    * This is not a death threat so please don't ban me, I wouldn't really have sex with Ed not even if me asked me really, really nicely over a romantic candle lit dinner, again not that i think ed is of that orientation of course, and if he was their would be nothing wrong in the slightest with that would there. what i'm trying to say is Ed sounded brillant in Paris.

    oh fuck it leave him to the sharks
    used to be coded,
    cause i got branded,
    don't give two shits about labels,....

    let me lay myself bare to you

    oh by the way i'm off to fuckin paRIS!
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    puddle in a muddle wrote:
    you got it all wrong ali

    cause if I see PJ again and Ed sings like he did in Bercy I'm gonna bum fuck him to death!*





    * This is not a death threat so please don't ban me, I wouldn't really have sex with Ed not even if me asked me really, really nicely over a romantic candle lit dinner, again not that i think ed is of that orientation of course, and if he was their would be nothing wrong in the slightest with that would there. what i'm trying to say is Ed sounded brillant in Paris.

    oh fuck it leave him to the sharks
    i would have sex with ed vedder in a heartbeat,BUT,my dead,gay, ex boyfriend would have me choke to death while in a heat of passion with my own hand.



    ;)
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • puddle in a muddlepuddle in a muddle Posts: 33
    death by materbation!

    only one PJ member has fore-arms strong enough for that,...

    step forward Matt!
    used to be coded,
    cause i got branded,
    don't give two shits about labels,....

    let me lay myself bare to you

    oh by the way i'm off to fuckin paRIS!
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    And Boom will reach his death by catching his grey,long, locks around my bedroom's ceiling fan.


    hey,
    at least we can joke about death,right?
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • Pearl_Jam_NecklacePearl_Jam_Necklace Posts: 501
    i nominate this.....strangest sickest post of the year...
    ...It's only after disaster that we can be resurrected...
    it's only after you've lost everything ...that you are free to do anything....(Fight Club)

    ... I'll ride the wave...where it takes me....
  • StoneG82StoneG82 Posts: 806
    Pearl_Jam_Necklace wrote:
    i nominate this.....strangest sickest post of the year...

    I dunno....some of those audioslave posts where pretty unsettling.
    "What’s Orphans? I don’t know. Orphans is a dead end kid driving a coffin with big tires across the Ohio River wearing welding goggles and a wife beater with a lit firecracker in his ear." - Tom Waits
  • StoneG82StoneG82 Posts: 806
    StoneG82 wrote:
    I dunno....some of those audioslave posts where pretty unsettling.

    i guess i meant "were" up there
    "What’s Orphans? I don’t know. Orphans is a dead end kid driving a coffin with big tires across the Ohio River wearing welding goggles and a wife beater with a lit firecracker in his ear." - Tom Waits
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    Pearl_Jam_Necklace wrote:
    i nominate this.....strangest sickest post of the year...
    I think everyone has lost their sense of humor and happiness.
    Maybe money really IS the only thing that causes instant happiness.
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    Ali wrote:
    I think everyone has lost their sense of humor and happiness.
    Maybe money really IS the only thing that causes instant happiness.


    Aww, some of us have a sense of humor on occasion :) Shit, I have to have something, becuase I'm certainly not rolling money over here!

    Cool, so does this mean we can start a "How ALI's life will end" thread? ;)
    I'm kidding!!!
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    OneLove wrote:
    Aww, some of us have a sense of humor on occasion :) Shit, I have to have something, becuase I'm certainly not rolling money over here!

    Cool, so does this mean we can start a "How ALI's life will end" thread? ;)
    I'm kidding!!!
    PLEASE DO!
    CRACK SOME JOKES ABOUT ME!:):D

    its just funny how rude some people are.
    they probably have nothing in life but misery!!!what a shame!

    H.A.N.. DAY!


    allison:)
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    puddle in a muddle wrote:
    death by materbation!

    only one PJ member has fore-arms strong enough for that,...

    step forward Matt!
    damn thats funny!!!!!:D
    what a way to go,ewwww....;)
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    Ali wrote:
    PLEASE DO!
    CRACK SOME JOKES ABOUT ME!:):D

    its just funny how rude some people are.
    they probably have nothing in life but misery!!!what a shame!

    H.A.N.. DAY!


    allison:)

    Nah, I wouldn't do that do you :) There is a whole lot of hate floating around this board. Perhaps we should all take a time out and throw No Code in for a listen!
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    OneLove wrote:
    Nah, I wouldn't do that do you :) There is a whole lot of hate floating around this board. Perhaps we should all take a time out and throw No Code in for a listen!
    i think so too!:D

    peace,love,and faith,



    ali:)
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • WickedJeremyWickedJeremy Posts: 229
    Ali wrote:
    I think everyone has lost their sense of humor and happiness.
    Maybe money really IS the only thing that causes instant happiness.
    That and MAtt's hand right!
    -Jeremy
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    WickedJeremy wrote:
    That and MAtt's hand right!
    not really...I prefer kissing my dead boyfriend's picture!:(

    But being seduced by any of PJ would give me a thrill if I was single cause they are like UNREAL HOT!;)
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
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