My Balls (my friend made this one up, i helped a little)

Stolen Pencil420Stolen Pencil420 Posts: 119
edited November 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
They itch in the morning
They itch at night
My bastard balls
Itch all the time

I can see the corpses
The corpse knocked at my door
She asked me to buy some girl scout cookies
And poured viagra on the floor

I know why my balls have itched
I was the viagra that made them twitch
Damn Bob Dole,
That son of a bitch
It was him that made my balls itch...
"Trying to be a person you're not is a waste of the person you really are."- Kurt D. Cobain (R.I.P February 20, 1967- April 5, 1994, we love u Kurt)



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