Stupid/Random things people have said in a middle of a conversation
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"Do you know when Nirvana is going back on tour (keep in mind this was 2001)?"
"Is that the letter 4?"
"OH MY GOSH THE SKY IS TURNING PINK! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! FEED THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!"
"It's those damn nerds again. They're always at our restaurants."
"I am a big follower of American politics" -Pres. George W. Bush
"My imaginary pet duck died from AIDS."
"...I wouldn't even trust her to cure a ham?"
"Aww, the ham is sick?" -SNL (Jimmy Fallon as Nick Lachey and Justin Timberlake as Jessica Simpson)
"Claritin is the poor man's Zyrtec."
"Golden Girls marathon! Party at my house!"
"A penguin will waddle up to you asking for ice."
"I got the new Linkin Park CD for $10.00"
"I sometimes say 'excuse me' when I bump into furniture."
"It's just one of those days where your shampoo doesn't work right, and your bra doesn't quite fit."
"BENJAMIN FRANKLIN OPENED THE GATES OF HELL!!!"
"Those are Satan's christmas lights."
"God and Jesus both live up in the Yukon Territory, but God goes to Aruba every weekend. That's when Jesus has his weed parties. All the spirits get stoned and watch the wall."
"I met God at a Phish concert. He was wearing a purple shirt, and was talking about his pet Shih Tzu named Snoopy."
"Did you know that HBO techinically can't show porn, but they can show documentaries about the making of a porno?"
"I wouldn't know, I only get up to channel 38."
"It's not spongebob it's Spahnge-boob."
"Is that the letter 4?"
"OH MY GOSH THE SKY IS TURNING PINK! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! FEED THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!"
"It's those damn nerds again. They're always at our restaurants."
"I am a big follower of American politics" -Pres. George W. Bush
"My imaginary pet duck died from AIDS."
"...I wouldn't even trust her to cure a ham?"
"Aww, the ham is sick?" -SNL (Jimmy Fallon as Nick Lachey and Justin Timberlake as Jessica Simpson)
"Claritin is the poor man's Zyrtec."
"Golden Girls marathon! Party at my house!"
"A penguin will waddle up to you asking for ice."
"I got the new Linkin Park CD for $10.00"
"I sometimes say 'excuse me' when I bump into furniture."
"It's just one of those days where your shampoo doesn't work right, and your bra doesn't quite fit."
"BENJAMIN FRANKLIN OPENED THE GATES OF HELL!!!"
"Those are Satan's christmas lights."
"God and Jesus both live up in the Yukon Territory, but God goes to Aruba every weekend. That's when Jesus has his weed parties. All the spirits get stoned and watch the wall."
"I met God at a Phish concert. He was wearing a purple shirt, and was talking about his pet Shih Tzu named Snoopy."
"Did you know that HBO techinically can't show porn, but they can show documentaries about the making of a porno?"
"I wouldn't know, I only get up to channel 38."
"It's not spongebob it's Spahnge-boob."
"Trying to be a person you're not is a waste of the person you really are."- Kurt D. Cobain (R.I.P February 20, 1967- April 5, 1994, we love u Kurt)
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Like one time someone said:
" This is chris. He's comeing in town with us."
" Hay whats up "chris said. " Nothing....." I replied.
" So were we going? " " Get your hands of my tomato!!!" I yelled as I slapped him across the face.
or:
" Whats up man? " Mike asks. "Nuttin'" I replie.
" so pracice tomorrow at your house?" " Moldey cheese is a delecesy in france.........and yes I am" "........you bastard!!!!!" I add walking away.
good times............
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